Innocent until proven guilty...

[Flip]

So I'm at my buddy's house party, and some super-cute chick shows up at the door and starts majorly flirting with me. Naturaly I'm responsive and I get her panties in a ruffle. So she pushes me against a wall and makes out with me, and I'm ok with this, but I ask her "So do you have a jealous boyfriend who may object to this or what? and she's like "Well he's not very jealous, is he? While she points to some dude who is 10 feet away from us with a purple mohawk and a leather jacket. So I kinda push her away but things don't quite work out as planned. She is still there and it turns out that her boy-friend is someone I've smoked many bowls with, and is ok with the whole situation. I'm just not sure that everything is going to be fine tomorow, when they both sober up. DAMN ME FOR BEING SO DARN PRETTY!!

[crackdragon]

hahahaha

[kAyB]

hahaha nice

[mapleleaf4ever]

Go Flip! You're Pimptastic! lol

[Clayton.]

haha thats awesome... maybe u guys can have a 3sum

[Custard]

sounds like a wicked night.

and if buddy is choaked have a baggie on you when you see him next.

[Cdn_Brdr]

I'm more suprised at the fact that there was a chick who wanted to make out with Flip.... is anyone else concerned about this???

PS--- I Love you Flip :317:

[Flip]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

I'm more suprised at the fact that there was a chick who wanted to make out with Flip.... is anyone else concerned about this???

PS--- I Love you Flip :317:

Actually she's #55 that I've kept track of, there's probably a bunch that I was too wasted to remember.

And you BETTER love me, do you think I put-out for nothing?

The fucked up thing is there was this other super-cute chick who was being totally flirty and she was so drunk that she was falling into walls most of the night (just my type) but I foulnd out that she was my buddy Joel's wife, his fuckin WIFE dammit and she kept cuddling with me and rubbing my shaved head. She probably would have gone for the other head if I didn't stop her. My beauty is a curse :(

[cutienikki]

Originally Posted by Custard

sounds like a wicked night.

and if buddy is choaked have a baggie on you when you see him next.

lmao nice plan :D

[krisamata]

Originally Posted by Flip

Actually she's #55 that I've kept track of, there's probably a bunch that I was too wasted to remember.

And you BETTER love me, do you think I put-out for nothing?

The fucked up thing is there was this other super-cute chick who was being totally flirty and she was so drunk that she was falling into walls most of the night (just my type) but I foulnd out that she was my buddy Joel's wife, his fuckin WIFE dammit and she kept cuddling with me and rubbing my shaved head. She probably would have gone for the other head if I didn't stop her. My beauty is a curse :(

are you sure you werent at like a "swingers" party!??!?

or some kind of bathouse?

[Undecided]

^^^ Hahahahaha

[Crazy Dave]

Yea I'd fuck you. Can you dress up like a pirate again?

Originally Posted by Flip

DAMN ME FOR BEING SO DARN PRETTY!!

[Sue Bitch]

flip i love you
can we go to bingo this sunday?

[AGROculture]

Was she 12?!! haha

Originally Posted by Flip

Actually she's #55 that I've kept track of, there's probably a bunch that I was too wasted to remember.

And you BETTER love me, do you think I put-out for nothing?

The fucked up thing is there was this other super-cute chick who was being totally flirty and she was so drunk that she was falling into walls most of the night (just my type) but I foulnd out that she was my buddy Joel's wife, his fuckin WIFE dammit and she kept cuddling with me and rubbing my shaved head. She probably would have gone for the other head if I didn't stop her. My beauty is a curse :(

DEVON!?!?!?! IS THAT HER NAME LOL
if so shes fucking awesome ad so is joel i loove those 2

[Flip]

/\Ya dude, Devon was the "wife"that I did nothing with, but was definitely contemplating, and the chick with 3 labrete piercings was the chicky that I kinda made out with, but don't tell her purple-mohawked-boyfriend.

No Dave she wasn't 12, she was atleast 13, or somewhere in her teens, good enough for me :)

And NO CrazyDave, no more Pirate-Flippy, unless you plan on getting me drunk and taking advantage of me.

And YES Sue, this Sunday I'm tottally down with BINGO, Gimme a ring and we'll arrange things.

[Undecided]

^^^sounds to me like you should walk around with a paper bag on your head LOL

hahaha her bfs name is kyle ahahaha thats funny where did u see all them?

i miss those people

[Flip]

/\ They were at one of chris and sean's sloppy drunken house parties. Nothin like bein sloppy and drunk......

[~Captain~]

you are pretty
id get sloppy with you

Lol haha flip sure is pretty imma rape him next wednesday

[Flip]

Originally Posted by ~Captain~

you are pretty
id get sloppy with you

Hrmmm I haven't been molested by someone calling themselves "The Captain", in at least a few days. Would this be a pirate captain, or perhaps Captain Crunch(he's hawt!). Oh well I'm pretty easy, so wait until I've got a few dozen beers in me and I'm up for grabs. As long as they're good grabs.

Save a horse, ride a Flippy!

[sweet~kandy]

Oh wow flippy, your sure getting the girls! Damn u and those good looks~

[Flip]

/\ Hey you had your chance! Now if you want some, it's gonna cost ya. Don't worry, for you, 2 for 1!