bob's takin' care of business

[bob]

what's going on here...!?!


for the past 3 months i've been working for some mofo's, "data entry guy" is apparently my job description, but in these 3 months they've been dragging me all over the place, as far as seattle and back just to shake hands with some moron in a suit...

i think i figured out why today... they just hired a friend of mine, and got me to train him and put him to work today. doing packaging and order fulfillment stuff... they gave me $30, took off for the day and told me to take our new employee out for lunch. so i did just that.

i get back to the office, to hopefully get my data entry job done. nope! i had a shipment of supplies come in, and i had to pay the dude, and ra ra ra, i didn't even know about it but there was a cheque on my bosses desk so i gave it to the guy and signed on the x... then some alarms dude comes in to set up our new alarm, and i had to chit chat with him and ra ra ra... THEN this MOFOOOOO who knows my name, flashes me his business card, i have a look "head of major account sales, UPS" ... so i told him "uhhh... my bosses aren't here, so i dunno"... he grabs me and throws me into his van and takes me out for coffee... WAHHHH GET UR DAMN HANDS OFF ME ASSHOMO! so we're doin' the whole power lunch thing at starbucks... he's yappin' at me about UPS tracking and this and that and i still have no idea what any of this has to do with me cuz all i do is mash numbers on my keypad all day. then the dude is like, "well you're gonna be doin' a whole buncha other shit now dude, we're gonna set you up with this and that and you're gonna have to learn how to ra ra ra" and i told him i'm the king of RA RA RA so don't worry about it... and then we go back to the office, and he's making me sign some HUGE CONTRACT with all these clauses and shit, and i'm prolly gonna go to jail for imbezzlement or something now! then he's like ok we gotta fax it to toronto and la wee poop. here i am not even seeing our fax machine before, but i figured out how to use it in a flash because of all my "hardcore office experience" when in all actuality i've never had an office job before, i'm just damn good at office stuff.... so i'm faxing this crap off to toronto beep bepepppp 412-2358972394634978 PHAX ~~~~ then dude is trying to make some kinda appointment with me in his agenda for next week... now i've got committments to 'do' lunch with this jolly old mofo next tuesday i think... WHY? i dunno... i'm JUST THE FUCKING DATA ENTRY SLAVE, GET OFF ME!

then my boss calls and he's like, so how's everything going? u get the contracts signed and got everything in order?? uhh yea... u coulda at least thanked me for running your god damn business... jerk!

my bosses originally told me "we'll be back in a couple hours" that was at 10am!!! it's like 4:30, i haven't seen them all day, and i just finished dealing with some carpenter FRANCOIS mofo..


FUCK THIS! i'm not a talking kinda person. i've said maybe 3 words in the entire time i've worked here. i just come here, punch away at computer, go home, whack off and do it all over again.

but apparently "it's a pleasure doing business" with me.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS DOING BUSINESS!!! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!



hahaha i like this shit! keeps me awake!
but dealing with people still sucks...
PEOPLE SUCK!

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