Cock Rings

Goat · #1 (**permalink**) Nov 28, 04

The kind that go around your dick, usually nubbed, they sell at bars.
So I tried one of these out last night, or tried to anyway. Maybe I should clarify that I had been drinking alchoholic beverages.
First, it would only fit 1/3 of the way down my shaft before it started pinching. When you're drunk and something pinches your member, i don't know what you do, but i get angry and sloppy. Then I couldn't get it off had to get scissors.
drunk+penis+scissors = dumb fucking knob idea.
long story short, i cut my penis and didn't want to have sex, she got mad, and i ended up walking 30min in -10. worst night ever.

-Dubs- · #2 (**permalink**) Nov 28, 04

bbbbwaaaaaaaaahahahahaha that is some funny shit..... i hope u at least pleasured her man, geeze....

i can see that happening to me but it has been so long and i gotta get the cob webs away first.... maybe i should get drunk, take a vacuum and....

mojo · #3 (**permalink**) Nov 28, 04

man, way to much info^

sidekick · #4 (**permalink**) Nov 28, 04

good luck with the penis injury, max.

just think, it could have been worse. you could have cut the whole thing off.

Raver_O.G · #5 (**permalink**) Nov 28, 04

VALUABLE lesson here kiddies,

DONT use sex aids that you find in bars, you wanna get your kink on, go to a real shop and find the proper sizes for what heat youre packing.

Hope it heals up man, no one likes having that part of your body down for the count.

Magi · #6 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

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Originally Posted by Goat

drunk+penis+scissors = dumb fucking knob idea.

oh dear :(

hope you're well soon :)

-ff- · #7 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

VALUABLE lesson here kiddies,

Keep the scisors away from your fucking penis.

Veni*C · #8 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

sorry max.. but thats fucking gold.

Jaytimer · #9 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

Ouch buddy... that's fuckin rough. get better soon.

Candy-Kid · #10 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

PWNED

hahahahahahha!!!!

Kraig · #11 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

Hahahahahaahahaahahahahahhaahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahah

That is some funny shit!

This had me howling:

drunk+penis+scissors = dumb fucking knob idea.
long story short, i cut my penis and didn't want to have sex, she got mad, and i ended up walking 30min in -10. worst night ever.

That sucks bro... but next time, just use a condom! Sheeeeeiiit.

sweet~kandy · #12 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

^ exactly! :)

meth0dical · #13 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

ouch. i feel for you man, and your little man, man. hmm now im lost :(

**sNyx** · #14 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

thats one for the boys back home :)

Mo... · #15 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

baahahahahahahaha, omg! too funny... sad for you.. * hugs* but...

HAHAHAHA!

Gusto · #16 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

you're a braver man than me for three reasons:

1. trying it to begin with
2. putting scissors near your dick
3. admitting it on the internet

G-Style · #17 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

lolololol......Ok first off I don't trust anything that i buy in a bar other than a beer that's not been capped till I touch it. Dude! Cock rings and drunk just isn't a good call. Even drunk I think I could make that decision. And why oh why didn't you get her to put it on you. It's way better that way!

IntakE · #18 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

wow buddy that sucks!

mapleleaf4ever · #19 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

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Originally Posted by -ff-

VALUABLE lesson here kiddies,

Keep the scisors away from your fucking penis.

I think that's the main point here. heh heh point...

Sue Bitch · #20 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

max you always have the most entertaining stories

trance4life · #21 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

owch!

Hota$$ · #22 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

awwww poor you....

C_squared · #23 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goat

The kind that go around your dick, usually nubbed, they sell at bars.
So I tried one of these out last night, or tried to anyway. Maybe I should clarify that I had been drinking alchoholic beverages.
First, it would only fit 1/3 of the way down my shaft before it started pinching. When you're drunk and something pinches your member, i don't know what you do, but i get angry and sloppy. Then I couldn't get it off had to get scissors.
drunk+penis+scissors = dumb fucking knob idea.
long story short, i cut my penis and didn't want to have sex, she got mad, and i ended up walking 30min in -10. worst night ever.

wtf... what was she doing the whole time, watching?

I would have been like, "yo, you got 2 free hands here -- lend me at least one!"

as funny as this is...i'm sorry to hear it.

B.Traits · #24 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

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Originally Posted by C_squared

wtf... what was she doing the whole time, watching?

I would have been like, "yo, you got 2 free hands here -- lend me at least one!"

as funny as this is...i'm sorry to hear it.

oh my fucking god....
ha ha ha ha ROFLMFAO

Goat · #25 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 04

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Cock rings and drunk just isn't a good call.

All i gotta say is, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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wtf... what was she doing the whole time, watching?

She tried pulling it off and nearly detached my penis. After that, I wasn't too keen on letting her help.

ps: blood isn't usually the lube of choice