Your Sex.

[KrisisID]

G ... ,

[Bitchin]

wow, i almost fell off my chair reading this one.

LMAO!!!!

now, what makes ones sex life rated PG? or G? of 18+? or R?
i think we need to make an outline!

PS-Dave, ill leave the outline up to you! Bump #2

[ebbomega]

Why does this strike me as way too similar to the "bases"?

G: Nobody has sex. We just hold hands, give each other knowing glances and there may be a kiss at the end.

PG: The least amount of clothes we see is bra+panties or a speedo, depending on your gender. Sex only happens with the clothes on or the lights out.

PG-13: Everybody's naked (Well, the dude's wearing jeans but you can't see that off-camera), and whispering things like "I love you" and "You complete me", eventually leads to loud moaning that will likely point to a scene of the next-door neighbor in a comedic fashion getting annoyed.

R: biting, clawing, scratching, yelps, pick-her-up-and-throw-her-across-the-bed animal sex. Light bondage and use of a dildo ok.

NC-17: Kink territory. Weird equipment. The words "Grab your ankles, bitch, it's ass-riding time" are not taboo. The words "punishing the cooch with my cockhammer" come to mind as well. Slaps across the face, choking, anal, heavy bondage, candle drips, fisting.... not exactly "Anything goes" but pretty damn close.

and then
XXX: Torture, humiliation, rape fantasy, anal fisting, bleeding, scat, golden showers, hard/fast deep-throating (pushing the gag reflex, etc.)

Given that criteria, I'm usually somewhere between R and NC-17.

[Bitchin]

aha... tis pretty similar to bases! but more in detail.....



I guess you could say, I'm "R" rated...

[impure]

if you rate it that way, i think i'm R rated with a some NC-17 most of the time.

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

The words "punishing the cooch with my cockhammer" come to mind as well.

this had to be quoted

[impure]

i'm way over due for some good sex again.
i'm way over tired too.
DAMN.

[tiedye]

I'm more like the trailer to a Disney movie. . .

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

this had to be quoted

I wish I could take credit for it.
(tom023)

[Kraig]

LOL @ bumping this thread Jovi...

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Why does this strike me as way too similar to the "bases"?

G: Nobody has sex. We just hold hands, give each other knowing glances and there may be a kiss at the end.

PG: The least amount of clothes we see is bra+panties or a speedo, depending on your gender. Sex only happens with the clothes on or the lights out.

PG-13: Everybody's naked (Well, the dude's wearing jeans but you can't see that off-camera), and whispering things like "I love you" and "You complete me", eventually leads to loud moaning that will likely point to a scene of the next-door neighbor in a comedic fashion getting annoyed.

R: biting, clawing, scratching, yelps, pick-her-up-and-throw-her-across-the-bed animal sex. Light bondage and use of a dildo ok.

NC-17: Kink territory. Weird equipment. The words "Grab your ankles, bitch, it's ass-riding time" are not taboo. The words "punishing the cooch with my cockhammer" come to mind as well. Slaps across the face, choking, anal, heavy bondage, candle drips, fisting.... not exactly "Anything goes" but pretty damn close.

and then
XXX: Torture, humiliation, rape fantasy, anal fisting, bleeding, scat, golden showers, hard/fast deep-throating (pushing the gag reflex, etc.)

Given that criteria, I'm usually somewhere between R and NC-17.

Originally Posted by Revolver

Xxx...

:S...k according to your scale i think i should change my answer.

oh no wait THATS RIIGHT....this is fnk.

my bedroom buisness is set to private kiddies. ;)

[TrixX]

^^haha, you like scat, fisting, and golden showers :P

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by TrixX

^^haha, you like scat, fisting, and golden showers :P

no dear, read again you will see that according to daves scale i should change my answer.

[TrixX]

Originally Posted by Revolver

no dear, read again you will see that according to daves scale i should change my answer.

i was just kidding. we all know you only film that shit ;)

[decypher]

Some things are better left forgotten haha.

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by TrixX

i was just kidding. we all know you only film that shit ;)

LOL!! <3

Originally Posted by decypher

Some things are better left forgotten haha.

i will disscuss that no further till i start seein some credit card numbers:cheesy:

[askdjasd]

Nc17+

[Gusto]

R or HARD R.

good for a triple x throwdown.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Gusto

good for a triple x throwdown.

Then dial 1-900-Mix-a-lot and kick them nasty thoughts.

[Bitchin]

i dont see anything about filming in daves ratings here people....

[Kandyapple]

I would say on an average night pg-13 minus that whole I love you, look into my eyes crap.
I'm more of an R person though.

[hardstylin]

I would be NR

NR= would probly be an R or NC-17 rating if i could only last longer then 2min.

ive got bad intentions though :)

[Bitchin]

Originally Posted by Kandyapple

minus that whole I love you, look into my eyes crap.

that gave me a good chuckle... lol

but if you doing the whole "i love you" thing.. IMO... thats making love. We're talking about sex here people. good ol' fucking!

[~god~]

XXX.

What a great first post in years.

BOOYA

[impure]

is not happening............right now