5 simple rules to live by

[krisamata]

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

[wishbone]

and never...NEVER eat the yellow snow.

[James]

tastes like chicken, keep on lickin

[Bitchin]

Originally Posted by wizzfish

and never...NEVER eat the yellow snow.

I was soooooooooo gonna say that!!!

[wum]

that sounds kinda new Age-y

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by Bitchin

I was soooooooooo gonna say that!!!

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Bitchin again.

[BenGiovanni]

Originally Posted by James

tastes like chicken, keep on lickin

and if it tastes like trout....get the fuck out!

[FireWire]

Originally Posted by krisamata

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

Those are cool. Just gotta remember them cause I sometimes get so caught up with things that I stop caring about living my life simply and without worries.

[Bitchin]

OH!!!

And don't forget to wear sunscreen ;)

[diva]

Originally Posted by wum

that sounds kinda new Age-y

very new age-y
kinda like a lame version of "the four agreements"

[Dr. Doom]

Following those rules would make for a pretty shitty life.

[Liqwid]

Originally Posted by FireWire

Those are cool. Just gotta remember them cause I sometimes get so caught up with things that I stop caring about living my life simply and without worries.

werd....its all easyer said then done...

~Dalyn

[mapleleaf4ever]

Remember, it's pull pin, throw Grenade; not the other way around!

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by Bitchin

OH!!!

And don't forget to wear sunscreen ;)

that song was so trendy it had its own series of pogs.

[impure]

if only that friend of mine i care so for so much could live by those rules.

[LeeBrat]

awsome rules =) deffinetly good to live by

[DJ Ponz]

Originally Posted by Dr. Doom

Following those rules would make for a pretty shitty life.

I partially agree.
These are good:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
3. Live simply
4. Give more.
But:
2. Free your mind from worries - worry is a great motivator, and there are things in life you should genuinely be worried about.
5. Expect less - as a defense mechanism, ya, but strive for more yourself.

- Never go into a gun fight with a knife.
- Don't spit into the wind
- Never put any part of your body into something that says "body part
remover" on it
- Never fry bacon shirtless
- Never lose an arguament to a fool
- Never confuse a turd with a chocolate bar
- Don't smoke when covered in gas
- Don't ever play catch with a blindman in a minefield
- Never store tater tots in your pocket
- Don't go to the cinema with a blindfold on

Drink your milk
Dont do drugs
Stay in school

[Bitchin]

Originally Posted by Junglist

- Never store tater tots in your pocket

Why not?

[thorn]

Never eat glass ladybugs. . . .

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by Junglist

- Don't smoke when covered in gas

It's really not thaaaat hazardous...

Why not?

haha i dunno i wasjust being random.. Im guessing you havent seen napoleon dynamite

[Bitchin]

Originally Posted by Junglist

haha i dunno i wasjust being random.. Im guessing you havent seen napoleon dynamite

No............

No............

Well then.. here's another good piece of advice.

Never watch Napolean Dynamite

....its a stupid movie