why dont i get any when i want it?

[tmh]

Originally Posted by PaIniNyErAnUs

i only have that burning desire towards you, cuz i kno that yer asshole is the only persons on this site that can take it.

i dont think the burning is from your desire to do anything.. refer to the 'why safe sex is good' thread.. thankyou.

[justShell]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Hahahahahahahah.

Calling up a random male randomly for sex. How mean. Must really suck to be him.

just for the record I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS... im the one that doesnt even know how to aproach someone that i want to be my bootycall. i dont even have someone that i want to be a bootycall. you guys are all whores. look what im lowering myself too. bahahahahah..

[justShell]

Originally Posted by baby-phat

Very true! *le sigh* I quite miss having a booty call..
But I must be getting old or some shit cuz I'd kinda prefer to pursue an actual relationship of sorts.

id kinda prefer that too...but its so much easier not to think about an actual relationship. it makes me sad:( and then i want to feel better. so i go out.. and have sex... its a vicious cycle

[Skitzo_Style]

Us humans are a very peculiar species. We tend to be attracted to members of the opposite sex (or same sex depending on orientation) that we cannot have at the present time or ever. Yet if that person becomes attracted to us at a later time, we tend to cease attraction to them due to their sudden interest. I find dual attraction is the only way we are able to overcome this, but very rarely does this happen to the majority of single people.

This is the curse of our instinctive selection of sexual partners.

[ja_raul]

practice
safe
sex

that is all

[Sue Bitch]

Originally Posted by gusto

two more words: booty call

I second that motion

[justa~gurl]

we want what we can't have..

and when we can get it, we don't want it

[baby-phat]

^^ This gal speaks the truth! :)
But once in a while, ya get lucky and do get what you want and still want it (and are happy to have it).

[Skitzo_Style]

^^^

i'd like that to happen sometime soon.

[baby-phat]

^^ *sigh* Yeah, you and me both.

[Skitzo_Style]

oh well! wouldn't be as great of an experiance unless ya don't see it comming. like when that person enters your life for the first time and everything on earth feels right, at least for that moment in time. and then you are able to savor that one moment and refect on it everyday when you wake up next to that specal person you thank god every day you found.

*sigh*

i hate being single. there i said it.

[dabbler]

candi shell :
1) im very shy (you are NOT shy if you are posting this.)
2) "i havent even slept with anyone new for like amonth budy. " (in case you didn't think of it, THEY may have)
3) "you guys are all whores" (umm, i think i'll just say, don't blame it on us, after all you are the one bitching about not getting laid for 2 months)

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by Skitzo_Style

i hate being single. there i said it.

Well we'll hit up some Bars and see what we can do about that. I hear there's lots of selection out there!

[Toxxin Ephekt]

I knew you were a whore when you made that post about " How many ppl do you have to sleep with before you're considered a slut" Thread. No offense. But you know it's true. Hahaha

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

okay. this is nothing new.. but something thats been bothering me the last lil while. so i''ll have the times where im like.. kay.. i need sex... right now. and ill never get it. the worst was when i was in china and i had a huge ass freaking slump for like 2 months and i almost died. and the only time i do get it is when i dont really care one way or the other. just go out with my friends to have a good time, not wanting anything, and thats when i dont go home alone.. i mean i want sex of corse, we all do.. but i wish i could just trade in those times where im being flooded with the opurtunities to sleep with someone/ people and even it out to when i really really want it. and im also not the kind of person to just call someone up and get them to come over cause i havent been laid in a while. i just have sex when it happens. that is all... eveyone else thats been frustrated by this share.

LMAO like wtf is this? siliest attention add ive read in a long time. candi shell your priceless and you have nice tits :y: ...

is your number 604-739-7588?......<whats that spell?

[C_squared]

14 words:

when ppl can smell your vagina through broad-band... its a total "NO GO!"

ps. I hope I kill this thread.

[set2hate]

Candi-shell, you are one of those girls that goes home from the bar with a guy and wonders why he doesn't call you the next week....

(does anyone else see her getting addicted to meth in the next six months and then us having to listen to it in the heart-2-heart section)

[spam]

Originally Posted by set2hate

Candi-shell, you are one of those girls that goes home from the bar with a guy and wonders why he doesn't call you the next week....

(does anyone else see her getting addicted to meth in the next six months and then us having to listen to it in the heart-2-heart section)

she would also wonder about that unsightly rash on her crotch! I know I would.

[justShell]

bahahahah. oh my oh my. this is fucking hilarious. and again. i dont go home with random guys from bars. or from anywhere. but thanks for the assumption that im the same as you

[justShell]

Originally Posted by revolver

LMAO like wtf is this? siliest attention add ive read in a long time. candi shell your priceless and you have nice tits :y: ...

is your number 604-739-7588?......<whats that spell?

hahahahaha. funny guy arent ya. :D

[Skitzo_Style]

i just figured out a slogan for fnk based on this thread.

FNK: making out girls to look like whores, one at a time!

[justShell]

i really do think its hilarious that people on here take me stone cold seriously. and then when they meet me their like.. oh... your her.. oh.. your not a whore.. oh.. wow...nice boobs bahahaha. I LUV IT!!

[Wont_Stop]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

just for the record I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS... im the one that doesnt even know how to aproach someone that i want to be my bootycall. i dont even have someone that i want to be a bootycall. you guys are all whores. look what im lowering myself too. bahahahahah..

You don't just go up to someone and ask them to be your booty call.. it's a long process.. first you hook up... then you figure out if there's anything more there... if there is you go for the relationship if there's not you go for the bootycall and it sorta just happens.. you never really talk about.. but booty calls are over rated

[justShell]

Originally Posted by Wont_Stop

You don't just go up to someone and ask them to be your booty call.. it's a long process.. first you hook up... then you figure out if there's anything more there... if there is you go for the relationship if there's not you go for the bootycall and it sorta just happens.. you never really talk about.. but booty calls are over rated

well in that case.. i have about 10 ... oh my!! JK.. LOL.. hey i should give dave a call... EWWWWWWW man. bahahahahahahahaha. just kiddin.

[set2hate]

Originally Posted by candi::shell

okay. this is nothing new.. but something thats been bothering me the last lil while. so i''ll have the times where im like.. kay.. i need sex... right now. and ill never get it. the worst was when i was in china and i had a huge ass freaking slump for like 2 months and i almost died. and the only time i do get it is when i dont really care one way or the other. just go out with my friends to have a good time, not wanting anything, and thats when i dont go home alone.. i mean i want sex of corse, we all do.. but i wish i could just trade in those times where im being flooded with the opurtunities to sleep with someone/ people and even it out to when i really really want it. and im also not the kind of person to just call someone up and get them to come over cause i havent been laid in a while. i just have sex when it happens. that is all... eveyone else thats been frustrated by this share.

Originally Posted by candi::shell

bahahahah. oh my oh my. this is fucking hilarious. and again. i dont go home with random guys from bars. or from anywhere. but thanks for the assumption that im the same as you

Bit of a contradiction don't you think....face it, we all have, you're a slut!