One Minuite Men - Page 2

Kandyapple · #26 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 06

God I was with a guy once that I wish was one min. He was a one pump chump. I didn't break up with him over it, but he turned out to be a jerk later on anyway, so he actualy did me a favor and saved me from a long relationship of bad sex. :p

Mangle · #27 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 06

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Originally Posted by Heffmeister

I dont really enjoy the sex at all unless I feel my partner is enjoying it and I dont finish till she does, usually at the same time (which is the BEST).

That's the way to be.

b0ld · #28 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 06

lol@ one pump chump..... hahahahahhahahahahaha .... he got half way and that was enough?

t-skywalker · #29 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 06

this thread is so funny and fun to read hehehehehe

baby-phat · #30 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 06

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Originally Posted by cutienikki

Ladies! would you sleep with someone who is a one minuite man? Even if you were really horny or would you rather do it urself? or even none at all?

One minute men.. bah, fuck them I'd rather fuck myself thanks- at least I'd get off. :p

baby-phat · #31 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 06

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Originally Posted by t-skywalker

i like 10 min men cause then at lease i can get off...actually i probably could get off in 5 if i wanted to and i knew they would then im satified....but ud better put out later or else;)

hahaha. 15 minute men work just fine for me. lol. 30 mins even better- 15 mins for foreplay, 15 for sex. unf unf *hump*

baby-phat · #32 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 06

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Originally Posted by t-skywalker

a guy can be fully loaded and ready to go in 20 min after he cums...so if u just use foreplay in between then ur all set...most ppl dont know that and its a proven fact;)

ps yes i own alot of sex books sorry

You do, do ya? Consider ALL those books borrowed!! ;)

PS- I *heart* foreplay, like woah! lol

baby-phat · #33 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 06

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Originally Posted by Heffmeister

I totally agree. I dont really enjoy the sex at all unless I feel my partner is enjoying it and I dont finish till she does, usually at the same time (which is the BEST).

QFT!! :D

t-skywalker · #34 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 06

Bwahahahahahah^^^ yeah i gave them to my mom...lol!!!! my mom rocks!!

ill get em back;)

baby-phat · #35 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 06

^ awesome!! I have a feeling I'll be doing lots of reading soon. :202:

gratia · #36 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 06

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Originally Posted by neoh

you should try a one minute girl!
that's right, they are out there.

bahahahahahaaaa....i gotta find me one of these.

C_squared · #37 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 06

I like one minute girls.

it all come down to girth... girth.

jono · #38 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 06

If a girl ever complained that I'm a one minute man I'd retort with "THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU!"

Arrrika · #39 (**permalink**) Jul 28, 06

My friend is seeing this guy that cums as soon as she touches his dick. It is funny cuz he is a gynecolgist and he see's pussy all day, which in my opinion is why he cums so fast.

mapleleaf4ever · #40 (**permalink**) Jul 28, 06

cutienikki · #41 (**permalink**) Jul 28, 06

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

LMFAO!!!! omg erik thats fucking awesome! Karma!

Mangle · #42 (**permalink**) Jul 28, 06

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Originally Posted by chickydiver

My friend is seeing this guy that cums as soon as she touches his dick. It is funny cuz he is a gynecolgist and he see's pussy all day, which in my opinion is why he cums so fast.

Yeah, but he has to see pussy when it's oozing or needs to be scraped all day. He's probably just happy to see one that's not in need of repair. I can't imagine pap smears are real sexy.
Then again, they just approved a vaccine for cervical cancer anyway so those should become a thing of the past.

kAyB · #43 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

haha too funny good shit..

B-rizzo · #44 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

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Originally Posted by cutienikki

Ladies! would you sleep with someone who is a one minuite man? Even if you were really horny or would you rather do it urself? or even none at all?

Me personally if they are good at anything else i would however if they just suck all around forget it!

YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDNT TELL.

Jokes ;)

Play-it-hard · #45 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

ahhaaha ^^

B-rizzo · #46 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

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Originally Posted by Play-it-hard

ahhaaha ^^

someone had to say it, and well im just goofy enough to do it :D

cutienikki · #47 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

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Originally Posted by B-rizzo

YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDNT TELL.

Jokes ;)

Im sorry! The only way for you to find out was through fnk!! I can't talk to you anymore...you shut me out....I just don't know what to do anymore....

LOL

STORIE · #48 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

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Originally Posted by cubed

a wise man once said, "I treat sex as a race. A race that I always win."

awsome quote!

STORIE · #49 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 06

it doesnt matter as much if hes done fast as long as hes down to do it agian after!

B-rizzo · #50 (**permalink**) Aug 01, 06

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Originally Posted by cutienikki

Im sorry! The only way for you to find out was through fnk!! I can't talk to you anymore...you shut me out....I just don't know what to do anymore....

LOL

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to $userinfo[username] again.