sex on the beach

[sexhead]

is the shit

get a nice big blanket on the sand and fuck away! after you're done, have a towel and some wipes designed for cleaning the dick and pussy.... gaze at the stars for a while

then fuck some more!

[cubed]

I'm guessing 17 tops.

grapes, what's your guess?

[Grapes]

I'm too swept away by the romance of his post to play such crass games.

[hardstylin]

sounds like the towel is a must have.

[B-rizzo]

all 3 of his posts are like that the romance is just so tender you could cut it with a dull knife

[Play-it-hard]

aaahhh screaming seagull .. holy shit !!

[~*tct*~]

wow just wow!

[G3N3R4L]

Originally Posted by kprojekt

screaming seagull
While having sex on a beach, you remove your weiner and dip it in the sand. Then you reinsert. The result is a screaming seagull.

HAHAHAHA

:319:

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to $userinfo[kprojekt] again.

[~*tct*~]

Originally Posted by B-rizzo

all 3 of his posts are like that the romance is just so tender you could cut it with a dull knife

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to $userinfo[username] again. :(

[mojo]

they are right about the towel though.

[MC Hammered]

Originally Posted by cubed

I'm guessing 17 tops.

grapes, what's your guess?

Must be pretty young as they aren't smart enough to just run into the water to clean up afterwards.

[galaxie]

sex on the beach = awesome
getting eaten by mosquitoes = not awesome

[sexhead]

Originally Posted by cubed

I'm guessing 17 tops.

grapes, what's your guess?

don't be bitter old man

i'm actually 23. and i'm loving the sex

[sexhead]

Originally Posted by kprojekt

screaming seagull
While having sex on a beach, you remove your weiner and dip it in the sand. Then you reinsert. The result is a screaming seagull.

hahaha

i always keep in mind that the screaming seagul ain't cool! also a better reason to have a big blanket! never tried a sleeping bag yet but it might also be a good idea

[sexhead]

Originally Posted by MC Hammered

Must be pretty young as they aren't smart enough to just run into the water to clean up afterwards.

the water is cold and pretty nasty.

i'd run in the water if it was somewhere cleaner than where we did it (location confidential)

[MC Hammered]

Originally Posted by galaxie

getting eaten by mosquitoes = not awesome

Just because the b/f isn't that big doesn't mean you have to call him names. :n:






:kam:

[Heffy]

I had sex on a gravel beach once. *OUCH!* It was both fun, and incredibly painful at the same time. My knees pretty much resembled ground beef. Stupid booze!!

[Pussy*Kat]

^ why doesnt this comment surprise me ONCE SO EVER

[STORIE]

Originally Posted by Heffmeister

I had sex on a gravel beach once. *OUCH!* It was both fun, and incredibly painful at the same time. My knees pretty much resembled ground beef. Stupid booze!!

HAHAH

[Ashley*Dawn]

Originally Posted by sexhead

the water is cold and pretty nasty.

i'd run in the water if it was somewhere cleaner than where we did it (location confidential)

if you were going to have sex on a beach wouldn't you make it a nice beach?
just outa curiosity?
I know I wouldn't be having sex on a nasty beach with nasty water.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by Pussy*Kat

^ why doesnt this comment surprise me ONCE SO EVER

Hello, the expression is "Whatsoever"

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Whatsoever

[baby-phat]

Originally Posted by Ashley*Dawn

if you were going to have sex on a beach wouldn't you make it a nice beach?
just outa curiosity?
I know I wouldn't be having sex on a nasty beach with nasty water.

I find that some beaches while they may be super nice, sometimes they have nasty water regardless. *shrug*

[Two_Six]

Defenitly fun, but my favorite location for sex is in the girlfriend's parent's bedroom on their bed.

[galaxie]

Originally Posted by MC Hammered

Just because the b/f isn't that big doesn't mean you have to call him names. :n:






:kam:

SNAP!

:(