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Old Nov 05, 06
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and liquid blues position

rather goooooooood in the shower
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Old Nov 14, 06
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The Bucking Bronco

you guys lack creativity. try this one the next time you get lucky, it will keep her coming back.

The Bucking Bronco is basically a variation of doggystyle. When in doggystyle position, the male either:
leans over and whispers in her ear "i have aids!",
or,
prior to sex, has all his buddies hiding in the closet, and upon secret signal, they all burst out and start taking pictures.
Whichever method used, the result is the girl trying with all her might too scramble away, and this is when you assume the Bucking Bronco position, straddling the squirming lady like a mechanical bull.
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Old Nov 21, 06
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you guys lack creativity. try this one the next time you get lucky, it will keep her coming back.

The Bucking Bronco is basically a variation of doggystyle. When in doggystyle position, the male either:
leans over and whispers in her ear "i have aids!",
or,
prior to sex, has all his buddies hiding in the closet, and upon secret signal, they all burst out and start taking pictures.
Whichever method used, the result is the girl trying with all her might too scramble away, and this is when you assume the Bucking Bronco position, straddling the squirming lady like a mechanical bull.
hmm i think the cement mixer out does that one.

for all you whoom do not know what a cement mixer is (seeing that this is FNK and u prob all know) but for those of you booty short girls who are uninformed or cant remember this happening to you:


start by humping the girl doggy style. you can be anyware, on bed floor, use ur imagination. just make sure the girl is facing the wall. after uv had ur fun and ur about to blow, giver a really good hump and slam her head through the wall. at this point pull out and blow all over her back.


for best results you should do this infront of drywall, and try to avoid the studs.
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Old Nov 21, 06
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the voodoo

i guess it works if your piping down a hooker pickton style, but whos goign to smash a pretty ladies head through a wall? it sounds like its related to the voodoo position family however, and I welcome its creativity.
the voodoo:
for those guys with girls who wont let them make explosion on thier face. assume doggystyle position until you feel tingly feeling like explosion. you then spit on her back to make her think you did it on her back, but she also wonders how you could have when you are still inside her. she then turns around and looks, at which point you do handparty and make explosion all over her face.
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Old Nov 22, 06
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if she good girl rides if not doggy stylez
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Old Nov 22, 06
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i guess it works if your piping down a hooker pickton style, but whos goign to smash a pretty ladies head through a wall? it sounds like its related to the voodoo position family however, and I welcome its creativity.
the voodoo:
for those guys with girls who wont let them make explosion on thier face. assume doggystyle position until you feel tingly feeling like explosion. you then spit on her back to make her think you did it on her back, but she also wonders how you could have when you are still inside her. she then turns around and looks, at which point you do handparty and make explosion all over her face.

funny :|
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Old Nov 22, 06
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cowgirl, missionary or doggy... but they have to be done right
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Old Nov 23, 06
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hmm i think the cement mixer out does that one.

for all you whoom do not know what a cement mixer is (seeing that this is FNK and u prob all know) but for those of you booty short girls who are uninformed or cant remember this happening to you:


start by humping the girl doggy style. you can be anyware, on bed floor, use ur imagination. just make sure the girl is facing the wall. after uv had ur fun and ur about to blow, giver a really good hump and slam her head through the wall. at this point pull out and blow all over her back.


for best results you should do this infront of drywall, and try to avoid the studs.
Not bad.......personally I prefer the Strawberry Shortcake....

jerk off in her face and punch her in the nose
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Old Nov 23, 06
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69 for foreplay
on my stomach for just regular face and fingers action.

and for some intercourse

i like it all, whatever the girl prefers.
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