the bum review thread.

Bevvy Swift · #1 (**permalink**) May 12, 05

had any interesting run-ins with the local hobo population? tell us about it here! and pics if you got em!!!!

BAL1STOPHER · #2 (**permalink**) May 12, 05

im all over this one.....gimme a min...

mapleleaf4ever · #3 (**permalink**) May 12, 05

There's a black guy that's by the Lotus a lot that Raps for money. He's done pretty well once in awhile too.

automatic · #4 (**permalink**) May 12, 05

there's also black crackhead mikey dread who used to mc drum an dbass and now just mcs the pipe.

rawb · #5 (**permalink**) May 12, 05

what about if we just wanna talk about someones bum

rawb · #6 (**permalink**) May 12, 05

like im wearing tighter jeans lately
need feedback

C_squared · #7 (**permalink**) May 12, 05

Cheez are you going to make me post this again?

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Originally Posted by C_squared

LOL you got played by the bum? ouch... remember NO CHANGE UP FRONT! Climb the fucking tree, then money.

I remebember me and Balis had a run in w/ that Bum in front of the Met. it went a little something like this:

Bum climbs tree for $2 PT1

Bum climbs tree for $2 PT2

Bum climbs tree for $2 PT3

:: THE END ::

Bevvy Swift · #8 (**permalink**) May 12, 05

well id tell you not to, but i have a feeling your're gonna do it anyways, so why the fuck not?

edit - to rawb.

carlos i fuckin love that photo series. grrreat.

decypher · #9 (**permalink**) May 12, 05

Well i've ran into spoon man at least 10 times. The first time was about 2 or 3 years ago after coming out of monster trucks drunk, we did a little Arabic dance with him while he did a song with his spoons.

Outside the Quannum tour show he was handing out flowers to the ladies and taking requests for his spoons.

mystique · #10 (**permalink**) May 12, 05

BITER.

my bum review is in the met thread..

Bevvy Swift · #11 (**permalink**) May 12, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by mystique

BITER.

my bum review is in the met thread..

haha shhhhhhhhh

mystique · #12 (**permalink**) May 12, 05

No I will not be quiet... cut and pasted from the met thread...

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever
There used to be a guy with a Beard and a New Years Party Hat and an old Guitar by the Blarney Stone a lot. He sang the "Barbie is a Bitch" song... I always gave that dude money because he songs were so crude and hilarious. Haven't seen him around in awhile though.

MY POST

OH! he is one of my favorites!
for me he sings... fuck the police they can suck my cock.
I give him money too, he rocks...

you guys forgot two of them....

the no leg guy in the wheelchair who recites poetry... he gets a little testy and rude if you dont give him money..even when he FORCES you to listen to his poems.

and .... the black raggae guy with the guitar on rollerblades.... he is actually quite talented.

that is my bum reveiw

(note how I ended my post)

BAL1STOPHER · #13 (**permalink**) May 12, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_squared

Cheez are you going to make me post this again?

thats exactly what i was lookin for!

Erin · #14 (**permalink**) May 14, 05

Remember when Global raced him up a tree?

mikey · #15 (**permalink**) May 14, 05

ya beat me to it !!!!!

and the bouncer was trying to pull sean down...fucking funny shit !!!

Erin · #16 (**permalink**) May 14, 05

Yeah... that's why he lost.

~Sc@ndelu$~ · #17 (**permalink**) May 15, 05

i had that bum who always raps outside tribeca say how big his dick was and then whip it out infront of me... fuckin GROSS

t-skywalker · #18 (**permalink**) May 15, 05

hahaha what about the black chain guy...why????...honestly..who do that..ouch..he must get so sore...

ebbomega · #19 (**permalink**) May 15, 05

Bum: "Hey man, can I have some change for a coffee?"
EbboDave: "Sorry man, I'm broke."
Wildcard0 (to hot dog vendor): "I'll get an all-beef hotdog and a regular one."
B (to wc0): "Can I have some change for a coffee?"
wc0: "I'm buying you a hot dog."
b: "No, man, that's okay. Can I just get the money so I can get a coffee?"
wc0: "No, I'm buying you a _hot dog_."
b: "I'll just go up the street."
wc0: "I'm buying you a HOT DOG. If you don't want it, you can go away."
b: "Okay.... can I get a smokie?"
wc0: "I am buying you a _HOT DOG_, okay? It's already being made. If you don't want it, leave me alone."

Fucking bums.

Courtney · #20 (**permalink**) May 15, 05

My work has lots of homeless people that come in....there's this one crazy crazy youngish guy who planted me a leaf into a cup with dirt and gave it to me because i am "one sexy girl" uggh...This other woman is always sleeping outside when i start work at 445 am and she comes over and talks to me about how her life used to be,she's pretty cool... The blarney stone guitar guy sang me a song once too...then this other guy told me and my friend he could do crazy tricks for money...he started doing cartwheels and summersaults in the middle of the road it was nuts...
Then there's this real skitzo bum who's not allowed in my work anymore...he used to come up to me evry morning at 6 am and say "you have to be careful, you have to watch out for them they are gonna come after you,you can't trust any of them..my sources have told me you need to stay away" etc...so we called the cops cuz he was really starting to freak us out and it turns out he has a record and he's banned from out store for good..then this REALLY scary man fell in "love" with a girl from work and he would come in every day and scream "I LOVE YOU I NEED TO BE WITH YOU" so we banned him too but he kept coming back..then she had to transfer stores and he somehow found her there and she had to quit her job cuz of him...I still see him on lonsdale sometimes and i get really scared!