What this world needs...

[Prissypants]

A little old granny brigade...The grannies have to be no taller than 5' 4" and can weigh no more than 110lbs. They must be little, cute and have greying hair. A cane would be mandatory as well as a big purse. Their job would be to prevent people from being ignorant jerks. They would have a license to cuff anyone upside the head who was acting this way. Here are some things that would warrant a cuffing from a little old lady:

Letting a door go in front of someone's face when you see them right there...*WHACK*

Sitting in the aisle seat on the bus and not moving over to the window seat when you see people are starting to stand. Or not giving up the front seats to old, disabled, or pregnant people...*SMACK*

Walking with more than one person side by side one way on the sidewalk and not making room for one person walking the other way...*Slap*

Standing and talking in a high traffic area while others are trying to get by you like in a doorway or the entrance to an escalator...*whollop*

Anytime someone says look at that (insert rascist, sexist, homophobic comment here) and then laughs...*crack* (the crack is a smack with the cane)

yea...that would rock...because seriously, this town needs some manners...And if you got clocked by a little old lady you would know that you were being a dink...

[charly]

we could've used some old ladies like that at my work today.

fucking unpatient, rude people. oi!

[b0ld]

thats why we have the raging grannies...

http://www.vcn.bc.ca/ragigran/

[prozac]

Can we have them enforce walk left/stand right too?

[Skitzo_Style]

Originally Posted by Prissypants

A little old granny brigade...The grannies have to be no taller than 5' 4" and can weigh no more than 110lbs. They must be little, cute and have greying hair. A cane would be mandatory as well as a big purse. Their job would be to prevent people from being ignorant jerks. They would have a license to cuff anyone upside the head who was acting this way. Here are some things that would warrant a cuffing from a little old lady:

Letting a door go in front of someone's face when you see them right there...*WHACK*

Sitting in the aisle seat on the bus and not moving over to the window seat when you see people are starting to stand. Or not giving up the front seats to old, disabled, or pregnant people...*SMACK*

Walking with more than one person side by side one way on the sidewalk and not making room for one person walking the other way...*Slap*

Standing and talking in a high traffic area while others are trying to get by you like in a doorway or the entrance to an escalator...*whollop*

Anytime someone says look at that (insert rascist, sexist, homophobic comment here) and then laughs...*crack* (the crack is a smack with the cane)

yea...that would rock...because seriously, this town needs some manners...And if you got clocked by a little old lady you would know that you were being a dink...

that would be pimp!

2 things though: the grannies have to appear directly behind the culprit, smack 'em upside the head, then when the person turns around to see what hit them, the granny will be shaking her finger at him/her with a pouting looking stare.

that will teach em some manners.

but seriously though, all of ontario needs this system implemented.

[-evil-duerr-]

this is a good idea...

people might start behaving decently in public!

and the moment they have an impulse to do something stupid, the robust smell of roast beef and cat urine will remind them that the little old ladies are in close proximity and ready to strike!

[Liqwid]

actually the world needs shoes.

[.muffy.]

Originally Posted by Liqwid

actually the world needs shoes.

I was going to say Prada and hugs

[Hot Karl]

fuck that.

unforuntately in my experience nice old people are the exception.

[fable]

Originally Posted by Prissypants

A little old granny brigade...The grannies have to be no taller than 5' 4" and can weigh no more than 110lbs. They must be little, cute and have greying hair. A cane would be mandatory as well as a big purse. Their job would be to prevent people from being ignorant jerks. They would have a license to cuff anyone upside the head who was acting this way. Here are some things that would warrant a cuffing from a little old lady:

Letting a door go in front of someone's face when you see them right there...*WHACK*

Sitting in the aisle seat on the bus and not moving over to the window seat when you see people are starting to stand. Or not giving up the front seats to old, disabled, or pregnant people...*SMACK*

Walking with more than one person side by side one way on the sidewalk and not making room for one person walking the other way...*Slap*

Standing and talking in a high traffic area while others are trying to get by you like in a doorway or the entrance to an escalator...*whollop*

Anytime someone says look at that (insert rascist, sexist, homophobic comment here) and then laughs...*crack* (the crack is a smack with the cane)

yea...that would rock...because seriously, this town needs some manners...And if you got clocked by a little old lady you would know that you were being a dink...

Hahahahaha! Thats awesome! Nobody fucks with grannies!

[baby-phat]

hehehe.. that's cute Tysen. :)
Definitly would be a great idea, and it would be funny to watch also.

[Ms.Tarantula]

uhm didnt anyone hear about the old ppl getting kidnapped and killed recently?

With all the fucked up ppl in van the poor old ladies would be stabbed!

Not to mention its not safe for them to be out downtown after dark...

[Cool-Water]

to relax n' or smoke a j? hah

[charly]

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

uhm didnt anyone hear about the old ppl getting kidnapped and killed recently?

With all the fucked up ppl in van the poor old ladies would be stabbed!

Not to mention its not safe for them to be out downtown after dark...

and you totally missed the point..

[Liqwid]

Originally Posted by .muffy.

I was going to say Prada and hugs

haha.....in desparate need of Prada & Chanel.