Whad'ya know about food poisoning??

[DefJef]

So yesterday around 2pm... hadnt eated lunch yet and didnt really have time. I decided to indulge in a greeeeasy greeeeasy sausage roll from esso.

20 minutes later I managed to catch a little nap in my truck while waiting for my container (at the CP Rail intermodal place just over the pitt river bridge) I wake up and feel like I got slapped by the flu, which doesnt add up cuz I was just sick last week. I get my container and go on my way.... now all of a sudden im sweating, then I have the chills, then sweating, then the chills again and aches like I got hit by a car. FINALLY I get off work at 5:30 and dont even drive home, I just pulled over on the side of the road and tried to sleep it off.. no dice.

Soooo cant sleep so I drive home and pass right out in bed around 6:30.... wake up at 3am and the vigerous puking starts. I puked and puked and puked and puked and puked.... then yaked some more.

I feel much better now after having puked my guts out, but work thinks im full of shit becuase I missed days from being sick last week :) oh trechery..

moral of the story is.... If you like puking your ass off and shitting through the eye of a needle, eat as many sausage rolls as you can.. ONE of them will eventually get you! ugghggggg

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

Sounds like it to me... I got it about 5 years ago when i was at a horse show and ordered a ceasar salad. The dressing had obviously not been refrigerated... and everything that happened to u... happened to me within 20mins... then all night long.
WORST THING EVER!

[neoh]

i've eaten spoiled meat, bad cheese, aging mayo, etc (accidently!).. and haven't been so lucky, I have a pretty strong stomache.

I could just imagine though, sorry to hear that - I know food poisoning is rough.

[wishbone]

what i know?

when i puke (from food poisoning) shortay puke back.

[decypher]

Food poisoning is one of the most horrible puking/shitstorm experiences u can get and will go away in a day or 3. I got it from bad left over chinese food once. Oh man was that horrible.

[DefJef]

so far so good after the intense expunge session early this morning..... its kinda like being insanely drunk and sick from liquor then puking and feeling much better.

i want to contact the sausage roll maker and thank the parties involved for the worst 16 hours of my life

the funny thing is, i used this as an excuse to get out of work at my last job since it can come and go so quickly.... didnt think id have to pull it legitimately with this job so soon lol

hope im alright to goto shine tomorrow ;)

[DefJef]

so I called the company that made said roll and politely informed them of what had happened.

they told me I could go back to that gas station and grab any large sandwich they make for free.

lol

[shebavpg]

^^ ew

That sounds like what happened to me when I ate at the Burger King on Granville and Robson. DON'T EVER EAT THERE.

[Jonny Dubbs]

i know it works as a really good excuse when your too hung over to go into work

[shebavpg]

^^ the food posining excuse always works no questions asked.

[christoqher]

I just had food poisoning from the chinese food place by my house, and your right it doesnt hit for several hours after eating tainted meat.

[Grapes]

I'm pretty sure it was a suspect serving of Ahi Tuna that almost made me miss New Year's Eve a couple of years back.. Fortunately I recovered just in time to enjoy the night with friends.. but I didn't drink very much.

I'm not going to name the restaurant because I enjoyed all my other experiences there, and I don't have 100% proof.

[esoter1c]

Funny we complain about food poisoning once in a lifetime yet we poison ourselves every weekend with booze & whatever weird things we can consume.

Fuckin humans, we're sooooooooooooooooo dumb. :285:

[Grapes]

When I "poison" myself with booze, I have an awesome time.

When I poison myself with salmonella, not so much.

Is the distinction that hard for you to notice?

[DefJef]

Originally Posted by shebavpg

^^ the food posining excuse always works no questions asked.

thats another reason i was chapped! i wanted to save it for a night of recklesness, not when i actually had food poisoning lol


its nice to have that sandwich offer on the table though ;)

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by Grapes

When I "poison" myself with booze, I have an awesome time.

When I poison myself with salmonella, not so much.

Is the distinction that hard for you to notice?

You don't get hangovers ?

You're not doing it right then.