Getting woken up by none other then a racoon brawl

[b0ld]

So I wake up at 2:45am since I hear some weird "shreaking noise" outside. Sounded like a combination of somebody chipping the ice from there window to anything from a rusted out trail on the window frame and they were running the screen back and fourth. Gut instinct I thought someone was breaking into a car or something until I see a group of 4 racoon's chasing after each other and battling it out under another car.....

I've heard the occaisional cat fight outside but this is the first time that I've heard such noises from racoon's..... They maybe cute but they sound like mean motherfuckers when they are pissed.

[Cdn_Brdr]

Hahahahaha.... when I was a kid, maybe 14 or so, I was living in Mission. One night a buddy and me decide to take a walk from this house party we were at to cool off. Right across the street was a park with this pathway that led through the trees and whatnot. We get a little ways down the path and I hear this noise. Look at my buddy and I'm like 'What the hell was that?'

Answer: Just a raccoon or something.
Me: Cool, I'm alright with raccoons.

Walk a few more steps and this raccoon goes ape shit. Shrieking at the top of it's lungs, I can't see shit, it's getting louder (ie: CLOSER)

Cue me running like fuck screaming 'I hate fucking raccoons, I hate fucking raccoons!' hahahaha

THEY ARE MEAN MOTHERFUCKERS WHEN THEY'RE PISSED!!!!

[Webber]

my neighbor has a family of racoons living in their trees, last year i got woken up to 4 of them trying to drown the smallest one in our pool
nothing like chasing away 4 big ass racoons and then trying to save a drowning racoon with a hockey stick....i was not impressed

[Cdn_Brdr]

Another funny raccoon story actually... well not so much a story as a statement I guess. My grandma had a raccoon when I was younger as a pet. It wandered on to her porch one day and it never left! Oh yeah.... it had a peg leg! They figured it had belonged to someone before (OBVIOUSLY... it was tamed and had a peg leg for fuck sake!) and it was abandoned.

They also had a couple of 'deflowered' ,so to speak, skunks.

My grandma was awesome now that I think of it! haha

[FireWire]

[I*Are*Ogre]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

Hahahahaha.... when I was a kid, maybe 14 or so, I was living in Mission. One night a buddy and me decide to take a walk from this house party we were at to cool off. Right across the street was a park with this pathway that led through the trees and whatnot. We get a little ways down the path and I hear this noise. Look at my buddy and I'm like 'What the hell was that?'

Answer: Just a raccoon or something.
Me: Cool, I'm alright with raccoons.

Walk a few more steps and this raccoon goes ape shit. Shrieking at the top of it's lungs, I can't see shit, it's getting louder (ie: CLOSER)

Cue me running like fuck screaming 'I hate fucking raccoons, I hate fucking raccoons!' hahahaha

THEY ARE MEAN MOTHERFUCKERS WHEN THEY'RE PISSED!!!!

Ogre think you sound like big fucking pussy. Why not man up and beat raccoon with club? Ogre bet you have arms like 5 year old girl.

Seriously, who run from little raccoon?

[Vitamin-X]

Are you serious? I'd run from a raccoon.
Ever hear of rabies?

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by Webber

my neighbor has a family of racoons living in their trees, last year i got woken up to 4 of them trying to drown the smallest one in our pool
nothing like chasing away 4 big ass racoons and then trying to save a drowning racoon with a hockey stick....i was not impressed

You're an idiot. You've probably got a hit out on you now. What you did was interfere with raccoon mafia business, and they were eliminating a snitch that was working with the SPCA.

[b0ld]