Fuck Fuck Fuck

[BeatItFarmer]

God dammit I hate when I have my morning glory and someone from my family walks into my room and I have to roll over really fast so they don't see the nice tent I have pitched and I fuckin hurt my pride and joy.....one day I might sprain it....here's the typical conversation when it happens:
Mom-Brendan wake up ur late for school
Brendan-*rolls over fast* Fuck!
Mom-*angry* what was that?!?!
Brendan-nothing mom I just have a really bad stomach ache

[lil_thong]

hahaha that's funny shit. i can picture u rolling rite into your wall and breaking it..bwahahaha

[wundergirl]

Dude, you should start sleepin on your tummy.
Thats okay, when I have a husband I'm going to make him sit down to pee in the morning so he doesn't pee all over the seat.
teehee:031:

[Somatic]

Ha ha!!! Just wake up earlier. That's what I do.

-Dwight:063:

[rowdy]

i don't get it! why does it happen??

my friend told me when he wakes up in the morning....he has to stand 6 feet away from the toilet to pee. lol

rowdy*

[Somatic]

Rowdy, how does your friend piss like that??? It's impossible to piss, trust me. Especially with the morning wood I get....... sometimes it hurts. The only way to reileve the pain is to....... well, I'll let you figure it out for yourself, heh.

-Dwight:063:

[mister-peenutt]

whut somatic forgot to put was the best way to get rid of it is to BEAT IT.. hahaha

its fun too!:031: