fucking bees i fucking hate them like poison

[Sammy Skillz]

i hate them. i want them all DEAD. i got stung outside on my patio today...on my ear. and it really hurt.

i bent down to plug in my cd player and the outlet is under the patio table...and i bent down and i came face to face with a BEEHIVE...and you KNOW i screamed lik ea little girl and right when i screamed, the evil peices of shit came flying out and like ate my face whole.

my ear still hurts and i can't get my cds or my cd player cuz the bees are like everywhere. what the shit do i do now

[Courtney]

oh dear god...sammy....beees are fucking bunk
go by bug poison will that work?
bees always are in my backyard its so annoying
they should all piss off and die

[sebcoe]

bees like hunny

[Sammy Skillz]

do bees like fire? i hope so cuz i'm going to set the beehive on fire tonight.

[Courtney]

hahahaahah DO IT

[sebcoe]

lighting bees on fire is bad karma
maybe some one will light you on fire OK

i bet it wouldnt feel so nice
i think you should adopt them as pets and feed them hunny and dress up like a queen bee OK

[Sammy Skillz]

THEY BIT MY EAR. i want them dead. if they had teeth i would punch them out.

maybe i will pour boiling hot honey on them. they are very MEAN little critters. why the shit would they sting me? i just wanted to tan on my deck. they ruined my life and i want them to PAY

[sebcoe]

they usually dont sting unless agrevated, they are all about the plur OK

i bet you were talking behind their backs

[jade]

was it bees or wasps? there is a difference, bees don't usually sting unless provoked, once a bee stings it dies. bees are cute and fuzzy and make yummy honey.
wasps on the other hand are evil spawn of satan and sting for the hell of it or if they feel threatened, they can sting repeatedly and they don't die unfortunately. i HATE HATE HATE wasps!! i got chased by a bunch of them once when i was little, scared the shit out of me. i used to spray their hives with fire extinguishers and hoses.
no, they don't like fire.
next time, try not to scream like a girl and they might not even notice you're there and probably won't sting you.

[sebcoe]

wasps bite i think, not sting

they are very nice creatures as well OK

you all have the wrong idea. i think you should invite one over for a tea party and you will see they are nice OK

[jade]

wasps are evil. if they came over for tea they would drink all the tea and throw the tea bags at you, make a mess and then they'd sting/bite/whatever you and leave. they would not be polite tea guests.

[Sammy Skillz]

my dad says that it's a HORNETS NEST...not a bee hive

i hate hornets.

I HATE BEES!

I want them all Dead too! I havent been stung by a bee in so many years, i cant even remember. But when a bee comes around i have to leave, *screaming* haha.!

This is how scared I am of Bees: i jumped up and ran away at a piece of LINT floating down by my face...A PIECE OF LINT!

Now thats funny! :trippin: :288: :035: :c-tard:

[Sammy Skillz]

one time a bee went in my nose and i thought it was going to sting my brain, but it flew out of my nose. it was a few years ago. and no, i'm not joking. my brother and i were on the trampoline in the backyard and it just flew right in. it was very scary. but it didn't sting my brain.

[sebcoe]

Originally posted by Twiggy:
my dad says that it's a HORNETS NEST...not a bee hive

i have hornets.

how does your dad know OK

is he some kind of hornet expert???????????? i think they are bees OK

[Sammy Skillz]

he is a bee keeper ok

and you better watch out because maybe i'll train them to sting your face till it falls off LOL

[sebcoe]

hey DUDE i dont come here to be threatened by killer bees OK

why dont you shut your mouth or i will give you a PLUR sandwich OK

[ƒORM]

Don't feel too bad I got stung last week in the neck while ripping down the freeway...bastard almost got a full injection before I belted him off my neck onto my friends lap in the car. Then he pulled a MacGyver and managed to get on the dashboard. My friend attempted to annihilate him but he escaped into the dash and reappeared 2 hours later ready for more.

I spared his pathetic life...

Be careful there's a different breed of BEE out there...

[jade]

Originally posted by Twiggy:
my dad says that it's a HORNETS NEST...not a bee hive

i hate hornets.

ack! hornets are worse than wasps even!
one time a few years ago a wasp was in my shirt and i didn't know but i heard this buzzing noise and i moved and the wasp stung me in my armpit and then the sting spot got HUGE, and my arm and shoulder swelled up and i got weird little bumps everywhere and had to go to the hospital where they gave me a shot... that sucked, i've never had a reaction to a sting before and i hate needles.

i like bees though.

[Sammy Skillz]

i want all bees DEAD. i was watching all those ugly things at work today from behind my patio window. i hate them. i wnated to poke the hive with a stick. but i am very tired right now. maybe later.

sebcoe: i'm allergic to plur sandwiches. they give me rashes. i think maybe you should eat it yourself OK. don't choke on it.

ps: you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round

[crookedking]

Originally posted by sebcoe:
wasps bite i think, not sting

they are very nice creatures as well OK

you all have the wrong idea. i think you should invite one over for a tea party and you will see they are nice OK

naw they sting...i used to do experiments on little bugs when i was younger...who knows they might bite too?

[crookedking]

bees are kind and friendly little creatures...you really can befriend them...i used to catch them when i was young...WITH MY BARE HANDS...it's quite easy, you just walk up to them and grab...
wasps on the other hand...those little bastards will sting you out of pure spite...if i can i kill the bastards...
but the ugliest bastards of the (i guess this is what you'd call it) the bee family are the mud wasps...you know those really long guys? i hate them.

[crookedking]

my great uncle out in alberta has a bunch of bee hives...and those things you can just walk right up to them...they won't sting you at all...and if they do it doesn't hurt.

[sebcoe]

Originally posted by Twiggy:
i want all bees DEAD. i was watching all those ugly things at work today from behind my patio window. i hate them. i wnated to poke the hive with a stick. but i am very tired right now. maybe later.

sebcoe: i'm allergic to plur sandwiches. they give me rashes. i think maybe you should eat it yourself OK. don't choke on it.

ps: you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round

i just remembered something. one time about 4 years ago when i was camping i was walking on the beach and i stepped on a hornet and it stung me very very badly and i was in big pain. I FUCKING HATE THOSE THINGS TOO.

FUCKING THINGS FUCK SHIT!

[RichWeee!]

Bees....whatever, they're just big and goofy looking, but they do a good job of making flowers seem prettier....I can live with bees

Wasps and Hornets on the other hand....Well, all I ask of you Twiggy is that you KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE DEMON-POSESSED MOTHER FUKKERS!! I'm allergic to their stings, so the more that are killed off, the less chances of my being stung and possibly killed by the bastards!!

You know what's even funner than fire??? A hose with a super powerful nozzle, thus giving you the ability to drown everyone of them, making them suffer for several minutes, rather than instantly killing them!!