stupid new hires at work

Sammy Skillz · #1 (**permalink**) Jul 26, 02

they're stupid and pointless. and there's this one guy named vahay and he's always in the bathroom. and now whenever i see him all i can see is a fat lump of shit with 2 legs. he's so nasty. he smells all crazy. and he has an afro. and not a cool afro...like a dirty dirty unintentional afro. me and my "cru" at work call him the ugly fat sweaty stank ass mutha fuckah. he's part of the stupid group of people that work with us...they're not very fun.

i can't wait till the summer and they're outtah mah face forever.

frogprincess · #2 (**permalink**) Jul 26, 02

awwww......where's the plur MANG???

remember to be patient and kind to the stupid new hires at work....remember that you were once a stupid new hire as well.

GAPis4yuppiesPLUR

Sammy Skillz · #3 (**permalink**) Jul 26, 02

i am VERY patient with everyone...except for vahay. he thinks he knows evvvvvvvvvverything...BUT HE DOESNT

and he smells so bad.

and he's soooooooo annoying.

OH and he wears his pants sooooo tight and he's really fat and i swear, the seams in those mutha fuckahs are so close to ripping

frogprincess · #4 (**permalink**) Jul 26, 02

chillax OK

maybe you have not heard that fat and smelly is in this summer

where the hell did you get your gap degree???

lateRmanG
plurOUt

Sammy Skillz · #5 (**permalink**) Jul 26, 02

you are a vahay-lover.

take that.

bad bad bad karma for you (tricked you)

Courtney · #6 (**permalink**) Jul 26, 02

frog- trust me this kid is so bad i would know he goes to my school EWWWIeeez

sammy u have EVERY right to complain he is soooo STUPID

break his face 4 me thanks!!!!

sebcoe · #7 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 02

is this guy single? this isn't for me OK, it is for my friend, her name is frogprincess, you guys wouldn't know her though OK

Courtney · #8 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 02

dude if u ever saw this guy u would puke he is sooooooooo UGLY
i feel horrible for sammy that he has to work with him!!!!
ewwiez!!

prozac · #9 (**permalink**) Jul 27, 02

I know how you feel. We just got a new girl and I worked with her for the first time last night.

Everytime I tried to show her something, she rolled her eyes and was like, "I KNOW!" So I told her that me and Lacey hadn't worked with her yet, so we didn't know how much she knew. And she would just stand and stare at the clock unless we told her to do something. Then she'd go do it, come back and stare at the clock some more.

Then I told her the rules on employee discounts on food and stuff (we get 50% off). I also explained that anything you eat has to be punched in a till so it comes up on the screen and it has to come down the chutes, otherwise it's stealing.

So, when she's about to leave, she calls into the kitchen, all flirty, "James, can you make me a teen burger with extra pickles?" So James starts making it and I'm like, "did you ring that in?" Cus there was nothing on the screen. She's like, "what?" I said, "Didn't you order something?" She says, "Oh, Nothing." Then goes in the kitchen, gets a burger, fries, some chicken strips, and leaves.

Fuckin bitch. And I didn't even say anything to her when she used my till all night, even more than I did, and our bosses are very strict about DO NOT USE ANYONE ELSE'S TILL.

Anyways, I had to vent because she's irritating and immature and she has big shoulders and frizzy hair and it's such a pain in the ass to get her to do something and after watching her steal food I don't feel comfortable that she was in my till, which I am held responsible for.

*growl*

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