when your dog shits all over your house

Sammy Skillz · #1 (**permalink**) Jul 29, 02

...cuz you KNOW it happened today.

my german sheperd puppy (ok he's 5 years old and he's bigger than me) really had to go and he shat all over the place. me, aki and caitlin were SCREAMING. it smelled like...SHIT and it looked nasty beyond belief. and everytime you took a breath in, you wanted to puke. ewwwwwwwww....EWWWWWWWWW.

bad dog.

sh4un · #2 (**permalink**) Jul 29, 02

ewwwwwwwwwww
LOL
ewwwwwwwwwww
hahahaha
yuck =\

Sammy Skillz · #3 (**permalink**) Jul 29, 02

so all three of us put him in my garage...

sure enough, when we opened the garage door, he had shat like EVERYWHERE. there was even poo-splashes on my dad's new sandals.

my brother was like "IT"S JUST MUD" and i was like "no man...that's liquidy poo" and he was like "nuh uh!" and he smelt it and he threw the sandal down and threw up...CUZ IT WAS POOOOOOOOO

Sammy Skillz · #4 (**permalink**) Jul 29, 02

oh and ak and caitlin...after you guys left, my mom was laughing at me cuz i kept on gagging :(

Sh4n3 · #5 (**permalink**) Jul 29, 02

who knew shit would smell like......... shit

Sammy Skillz · #6 (**permalink**) Jul 29, 02

yeah i know...go figure.

i thought it would smell more like haydn.

GiggleyGal · #7 (**permalink**) Jul 29, 02

Ewwwwwww....that sounds soooo sick!!!! :(

**sNyx** · #8 (**permalink**) Jul 29, 02

this smilie was MADE for you sammy!
whats your dogs name? this one is his..
:019:

Sammy Skillz · #9 (**permalink**) Jul 29, 02

my puppy's name is Nike

M!SKA · #10 (**permalink**) Jul 29, 02

HAHAHA awwww bad puppy.. does he have the runs? maybe he needs to go to the vet.

**sNyx** · #11 (**permalink**) Jul 29, 02

:nike:

cheeseburger · #12 (**permalink**) Jul 30, 02

Get even, shit all over his toys and kennel.

MistressSpankME · #13 (**permalink**) Jul 30, 02

HSHSHAHHAHAHAomg that made me last so hard sammy
POO SPLASHES hahaha

i feel sorry for you, my dog does that alot.. I cant even look at it without puking.
And its not even liquidy poo! eeeewww

thank gawd I have a small dog.
You poor things.

-InFiNiTi- · #14 (**permalink**) Jul 30, 02

omg sammy that is soo terrible..i hope ur puppy is ok :(

stringbeans · #15 (**permalink**) Jul 30, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by Twiggy:
my puppy's name is Nike

i guess he had to just do it

john
2899131

(OH SNAP#@)!#(@!)

Sammy Skillz · #16 (**permalink**) Jul 30, 02

yup he had the runs...but he's FIIIIIIIINE now

SEAN! · #17 (**permalink**) Jul 30, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by Twiggy:
yeah i know...go figure.

i thought it would smell more like haydn.

hahaha i love you sammy

Sir_K · #18 (**permalink**) Jul 30, 02

it helps if you take the dog for regular walks

~lazee_grrl~ · #19 (**permalink**) Jul 30, 02

eeewwww..i hate it when my dog gets sick..that's wut she does..and that's when she gets confined to one area....but when she is angry at one of us..she knows how to get revenge..she'll go dirty their rooms~

Sammy Skillz · #20 (**permalink**) Jul 31, 02

wow really sir k?!?! i never knew!!

actually my dog goes for a walks everyday at 5:30am, 3pm, and 9pm and usually goes for a trail-run at around 3pm with myself or my brother. but thanks for the advice.