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my date from hell
my date with Brad. he was the boy spotted by Nicole and Monica at pride who was wearing phat pants and a baseball t. they decided that he was cute and that he would cute with me. he introduced himself to me and gave me his phone number within 2 minutes. i talked to him on friday and he invited me for a romantic morning walk along the seawall on saturday morning with him and his dog.
i am very much not a morning person, but he seemed really sweet on the phone and decided to give him a chance. here was how the morning began: 9:15am - i woke up late, got dressed, shaved, packed my bag, and rushed to the skytrain 10am - after stopping at the bank, i make it to delany's on time and grab a frap. no Brad in sight. 10:15am - i call Nicole who is trapped at work nearby. she remembers me saying that i was supposed to meet him at 10:30. i think that it might have been 11am. i decide to give him until 10:40 and then i would go shopping and pass by at 11am to see if he was there 10:30am - leave a message on his cell mentioning that i am at delany's 10:40am - go to call Nicole but accidently redial Brad. i wake him up and he apologizes for being late. he was at the World until 5am. i asked him (hopefully) if he wanted to reschedule, but he says that he really wants to meet with me. we make plans to meet at 11:30am. 11:30am - after windowshopping around Denman i return to Delany's. no Brad 11:45am - about to leave, Brad calls, letting me know that he is leaving his apartment and that he will be 10 minutes 11:46am - i call Nicole to devise a rescue plan, but my phone dies. 12:00 noon - Brad finally shows up. i spot Brad and the dog walking up Denman with another guy. he gives me a hug hello and says goodbye to the guy and we head towards the seawall. before we can even reach the path which leads towards the water, Brad sits on the grass and says "fuck i'm sketchy". the next hour is spent with me piecing together the events of Brad's friday night. i'm not sure if he was trying to impress me with these details, but he wasn't... he started drinking at 4pm because of stress he called his ex and left 16 messages telling him how much of a "dick" he was he remembered running out of the fountainhead pub and having the bartender run after him to check if he was okay he was dancing half-naked at the dufferin he was kicked out of the pumpjack (the leather daddy/bear pub on davie) he ended up at the world, where he took e, g, and jib he remembered talking with the 15 year old boy who was with him when i met up with him when he woke up to my phone call, the 15 year old was jacking off to porn on the computer in his bedroom other positive points about the date: he kept passing out while i was talking with him he kept getting angry phone calls from people who he upset the night before he was wearing a really horrible outfit and at one point, he looked down at himself and asked "what the fuck am i wearing?!?!" and he's 34 and works as a teller at money mart. he is happy with working and partying and doesn't have any motivation. after an hour near the beach, he had to head home to change for work. i walked to Robson with him and he tried to get me to go upstairs with him. i ran away scared. |