Mother Fuck'n Bike

[victor h.]

ok...soo i'm riding near my neighborhood..
juss got home from stanley park...cus my house
is really close to the sea wall..soo i have easy access
to stanley park on my bike...

soo my friend and i decide to pull a couple a tricks.. (saw some cute chinky chicks)
ok..i'm going and going...my friend's like showing off and shit..
i'm juss like..blah.. i go for a indy 180 and my MOTHER FUCK'N
back break *SNAPS*... fuck'n it's kinda downhill ish...
and i can't stop..soo next thign u know..i POK GAI (fell really hard)
my knee's like all bang'd up..my bmx is like fuck'n trashed...
it doesn't sound that bad..u gotta see it... fuck'n..take a pic. later
....

piss me off... last time i'll fuck'n go biking...
soo embarrassing too.. arghHH..

[bob]

did the girl come running over and help you?

[zondac]

yeah usually fucking up like that is gold. She should have come over and nurtured you. Then laughed at you for showing off and hurting yourself alll for her :)

[bob]

haha
hurry up with the pictures victor...
and bring your bandaged ass down to granville tonight, i'll make it all better