zem peeps who like to STEAL me stuff!

*baby*nat* · #1 (**permalink**) May 23, 01

I am so not pleased with them peeps who jack my shit, throw it in all directions, garbage can, between the seats, grrrrr....
I HATE YOU!!!!!

stabmyhead · #2 (**permalink**) May 23, 01

put any of the following in your bag. or a select few.
-poop. they'll never touch your bag ever again.
-dead baby. refer to above.
-rocks. heavy. woohoo.
-dead rat. refer to dead baby.
-a persons head. refer to dead rat.
-actually. anything dead. ppl seem to freak out at those things.

if all else fails. kick them in the nuts or throw rocks at them.

**MC Hammered** · #3 (**permalink**) May 23, 01

You forgot an easy one, just leave a tampon that soaked up some berry juice in a ziplock bag in any or all of your bags and I'm sure NO ONE will touch your stuff ever again!

cLinK · #4 (**permalink**) May 23, 01

nat that fucking sucks!!!

hahaha and mc hammered i like your idea!

*baby*nat* · #5 (**permalink**) May 24, 01

I know eh, does suck.

2Fresh- Hoodie stolen- my only jacket- and uhh hello! it was freezing outside!

Stargate- My whole bag and everything in it!

Supersweet- well someone just y'know put it somewhere else-nothing important gone, but somewhat felt the need to take my past party pics, smokes, and ze ticket stubs?!

what the? people are screwed.

:016:
me punching/bitching.kicking the shit outa the punk that did this. grrrr......

wundergirl · #6 (**permalink**) May 24, 01

i'm with mc hammered
set a tampon in jello. red jello. pull it out. let it harden. looks gross. leave that somewhere in your shit. that'll be the end of that.

i have also seen this technique used in the making of ornaments to hang from ones rearview mirror... it was pretty gross. but funny, mostly gross tho.

stabby has a good idea about anything dead too. dead stuff is definately a turnoff.

or just be psycho. REAL psycho. be like all posessive and crazy. try to bite people when they reach for your bag. kick. people don't like to be kicked. scratch and pinch too for that matter.
be crazy bush woman. protector of all that is yours. ruler of your universe. come on...you can do it.

dragon boi · #7 (**permalink**) May 24, 01

fucken sucks
i hate those pepo

*baby*nat* · #8 (**permalink**) May 24, 01

errrr... I can't do those things guys. I mean I still wanna touch my bag too.
hahaha
it's okay..I'll just uhh.. ?not bring anything?..
or wait better idea, leave my shit hind the decks with the dj's. better.yes.

:babynat:

**MC Hammered** · #9 (**permalink**) May 24, 01

Well Nat you could always put a piece of Chinese dried salty fish (haam yuee) in your bag. :058:

The smell that it gives off won't attract too many peeps that steal stuff and EVERYONE will leave you alone too! Unless you happen to be carrying a bowl of steamed rice to a party.