For guys only

[Phrenetic]

I really need some pie, so bad. i swear im gonna bust a nut right here.

im gonna make a lady happy really soon, i feel like a wild animal



its been 2 whole weeks :(

[Bevvy Swift]

theres a justin timberlake song that would fit in nicely here, and it isnt sexyback.

[cubed]

please keep your desperation to minimum.

thanks,

managment.

[Bevvy Swift]

"cry me, cry me; cry me, cry meeeeeeeeeeeeee;
"cry me, cry me; cry me, cry meeeeeeeeeeeeee;
cry me a river (whoa)
cry me a river (whoa)"

[dj_soo]

you know, girls really love it when you come at them all desperate and needy.

[Phrenetic]

didnt mean to come on needy, sorry i dont have pie available 24/7 like i used to.

well....pie

[Bevvy Swift]

wel then go get some more pie fool!

someones bound to leave one to cool on a windowsill unattended

[Phrenetic]

never had secks on a windowsill before

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ There's a first time for everything.


Maybe one day you'll get to actually touch a Girl for the first time. :p

[cubed]

^lols.

[hardstylin]

the title of this thread would suggest ur looking for cock and not pie.

[Phrenetic]

Lolz!

You make yourself sound more like a 3 Stroke Joke than a Cassanova.

[hardstylin]

^ im a 3 stroke stud

[Phrenetic]

avana you dont belong here thx

Funny, I think that about you EVERY day.

[BongMan]

I'm sure you could get a 2for1 out this side of the river...




Though I would suggest clearin the pipes, otherwise it will be over before ya know it..

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by BongMan

Though I would suggest clearin' the pipes.

Serenity ?

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by Bevvy Swift

wel then go get some more pie fool!

someones bound to leave one to cool on a windowsill unattended

So you are suggesting he rapes somebody?

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by Avana

You make yourself sound more like a 3 Stroke Joke than a Cassanova.

I'm a 3 stroke joke... but it's okay... i donkey punch during those 3 strokes... and when they wake up they have no idea about how fast i busted.

[BongMan]

Originally Posted by 3507321C

Serenity ?

Total

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

So you are suggesting he rapes somebody?

yea im all about rape these days.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by Avana

Funny, I think about you EVERY day.

Looks like you found your pie, Phren.

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

eww.

I have honestly never heard the coochie, or sex with a female referred to as "pie"

sick,

[-evil-duerr-]

how do you know he's talkin bout coochie.

"for guys only" gives me the impression he's more on the market for a robust "sheperd's pie".