who the fuck does this shit happen to!

wundergirl · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 18, 01

okay - well this one everyone is just gonna fuckin love. like seriously who the fuck does this happen to? who's life sucks this much? MINE - THAT'S WHO'S. Fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck.
So i just get my car all fixed up after some little heathen bastards decided that i deserved for my car to be trashed all to shit (which i had to dole out major funds for). Anyways i'm drivin to work today and i get pulled over in some random stop check by some dickhead pisshole fuckin shit face cop. for reasons that would take too long to explain - my liscence wasn't on me.
instead of charging me the $58 fine for failure to produce a liscence, the mother fucker decided to be an ass.
i have now been charged with conducting a motor vehicle without a valid drivers liscence. (even though i have one).

he made me get out of my car, give him my keys.
he then locked my car - called a tow truck and drove off , leaving me stranded on the side of the highway with a $250 dollar fine in my hands.

mutherfuker - he just left me there - i have no idea where my car is, and my liscence is now revoked.

Serotonin · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 18, 01

because your a special one Carla the angels have blessed you with the gift of expression and emotional channeling and that's why the forces of evil are out to stop you from feeling good because then you lose your ability to channel emotions from one creature to another.Don't worry Carla you and i both know that good always triumphs over evil and that it takes more than a power trippin cop(who is a whore of the government i might add) defeat one as mighty and strong willed as you.
SINCERELY SEROTONIN:023:

wundergirl · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 18, 01

snifflz

*carla wipes tear from eye*

Thanks Pete. How'd you know that was exactly what i wanted to hear? You rock my friend. RAWK.
hope i can return the favor by forcing your day 180 degrees around to cheer you up someday.

SPANKS HUN :Kimmie: