Washing your car...finished after 2 n a half hours, then having 2 birds poo on it

[oddsbodikins]

while you're inside drinking lemonade to reward yourself for your efforts........Fu bird's poo.

[DefJef]

Originally Posted by oddsbodikins

while you're inside drinking lemonade to reward yourself for your efforts........Fu bird's poo.

Eek better get that stuff off, it'll eat right through your clear coat!

Speaking of birds and bird shit, my friends girl got sharted on by a bird at rocky point... right on her head!!

[lildonkey]

at least you didn't finish washing your car...

and then have your house door kicked in by some old jamaican guy fucked on pcp and raped in the ass with a zuchini while he sings songs by the village people...

see? now you're going to feel foolish for getting upset about such a small thing.

[oddsbodikins]

Originally Posted by DefJef

Eek better get that stuff off, it'll eat right through your clear coat!

Speaking of birds and bird shit, my friends girl got sharted on by a bird at rocky point... right on her head!!

Aww. :sad2: Reminds me of one time when I was in elementary school, and me and a friend were sitting on the monkey bars. Her coat was spread out along the bars, and I moved from one bar to another. Once I settled on the next bar, she spread her long winter coat to where my head was....and a bird shitted on it. Right. Where. My. Head. Was. 20. Seconds. Ago.:o

[oddsbodikins]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

at least you didn't finish washing your car...

and then have your house door kicked in by some old jamaican guy fucked on pcp and raped in the ass with a zuchini while he sings songs by the village people...

see? now you're going to feel foolish for getting upset about such a small thing.

Thanks. That made me feel loads better. Now I wonder, why did I even get upset about it in the first place? *rolls eyes*

[oddsbodikins]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

Haha aw I had a moment like that.

I got into a wicked fight with someone at work that day and I was stressed to shits..hit up my local coffee shop and met up with a friend..it was during the summer , so we were sittin outside...
I just finished saying " Man , it seems like everyone is shittin on me today.."....2 seconds later....I hear *Plop*....a fuckin bird shat RIGHT in my coffee cup (talk about aim!)....
im like " Man even the birds are shitting on me today! "

Im glad I caught the plop..If i didnt see the streak of green on my cup it woulda been disastrous lol

WHOA. What are the chances? Luckily, you didn't drink it. If you did... -Pats-

Oooooohhh.... that reminds me of another story. Me and my parents were at this chinese restaurant, and I am completely foreign to their ways of dining and whatnot, so I picked up this glass, assuming it was tea, and took this hugeass sip. BIG MISTAKE. It turned out to be soy sauce..and, well, :sick:

haha bird shit on a car? that's easy to clean...

imagine having bird shit on the hardwood floor of your house. i recently left my window open, 2 pigeons flew in my room and decided to hump on top of my dresser. i guess they needed "privacy'. when they saw me they got sooo scared strated to fly everywhere lol, i think i was scared myself. anyway they shit on my floor :(

thank got for strong and working cleaning supplies haha... i'm getting screens put on the windows

[hardstylin]

i cant stand that.

fucking birds.

[oddsbodikins]

Originally Posted by DefJef

Eek better get that stuff off, it'll eat right through your clear coat!

Anything dangerous in the bird shit that can harm a coat of paint on a car? O.O

[DefJef]

Originally Posted by oddsbodikins

Anything dangerous in the bird shit that can harm a coat of paint on a car? O.O

I dunno what it is, but I discovered a bird shit on my other car that was parked for an extended period of time and when I washed it, the paint was FACKED underneath... Whatever it is thats corrosive or reacts with the paint, it seriously rots away and leaves a mark that cant be buffed out.

[DefJef]

lousy shithawks!

[oddsbodikins]

Originally Posted by DefJef

I dunno what it is, but I discovered a bird shit on my other car that was parked for an extended period of time and when I washed it, the paint was FACKED underneath... Whatever it is thats corrosive or reacts with the paint, it seriously rots away and leaves a mark that cant be buffed out.

Ewww. But it's easier to clean when it's fresh.

[oddsbodikins]

Originally Posted by DefJef

I dunno what it is, but I discovered a bird shit on my other car that was parked for an extended period of time and when I washed it, the paint was FACKED underneath... Whatever it is thats corrosive or reacts with the paint, it seriously rots away and leaves a mark that cant be buffed out.

Ew. Bird shit is a lot easier to clean when it's fresh. When it dries and hardens, I usually grab the hose and turn it on full blast, but then I have little bits of bird shit flying everywhere, and sometimes even landing on me. So I have to rub it out.

[DefJef]

Originally Posted by oddsbodikins

Ew. Bird shit is a lot easier to clean when it's fresh. When it dries and hardens, I usually grab the hose and turn it on full blast, but then I have little bits of bird shit flying everywhere, and sometimes even landing on me. So I have to rub it out.

yup, definitely.. On another note, I wouldn't be myself if I didn't take this opportunity



"uhhhh hehehahhahah you said rub it out"

[oddsbodikins]

Originally Posted by DefJef

yup, definitely.. On another note, I wouldn't be myself if I didn't take this opportunity



"uhhhh hehehahhahah you said rub it out"

:suspicious:

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by oddsbodikins

Thanks. That made me feel loads better. Now I wonder, why did I even get upset about it in the first place? *rolls eyes*

I know.

That's why i said "now you're going to feel foolish"

GOD LEARN TO READ

[-evil-duerr-]

bird shit is pretty much gods way of communicating to people that they been actin a fool.

[zarlon]

haha lildonkey, how do you come up with such hilarious shit..

[oddsbodikins]

I got the shit off. It didn't eat through my clear coat, thank GOD.

[Mr Ektion]

2 stories

i live infront of a tree that constantly drips sap in the spring whenever the wind blows. So I could clean my car and 5 mins later a strong gust will cover my ride in an impossible to spray off sap.

i used to work off gilmore and still creek drive. This was where all the crows gathered in the winter at night to terrorize the people of burnaby. I was on the swing shift (got off at midnight) and early morning (started at 6am). I could wash my car, park it above ground below the swarming murder, go to work and 100 crows would shit on my car by days end. BS. Fuck you birds.

[DefJef]

Originally Posted by Mr Ektion

2 stories

i live infront of a tree that constantly drips sap in the spring whenever the wind blows. So I could clean my car and 5 mins later a strong gust will cover my ride in an impossible to spray off sap.

i used to work off gilmore and still creek drive. This was where all the crows gathered in the winter at night to terrorize the people of burnaby. I was on the swing shift (got off at midnight) and early morning (started at 6am). I could wash my car, park it above ground below the swarming murder, go to work and 100 crows would shit on my car by days end. BS. Fuck you birds.

Man I dont know what it is about the crows in Burnaby. Ive driven through still creek to gilmore early in the morning and seen every single tree (including every single branch) and every single sq inch of bird-landable surface on buildings COVERED with crows.

Anyone that hasnt seen it.... its a creepy phenomenon; there are literally a million crows within a 5 block radius.

[oddsbodikins]

Originally Posted by Mr Ektion

2 stories

i live infront of a tree that constantly drips sap in the spring whenever the wind blows. So I could clean my car and 5 mins later a strong gust will cover my ride in an impossible to spray off sap.

i used to work off gilmore and still creek drive. This was where all the crows gathered in the winter at night to terrorize the people of burnaby. I was on the swing shift (got off at midnight) and early morning (started at 6am). I could wash my car, park it above ground below the swarming murder, go to work and 100 crows would shit on my car by days end. BS. Fuck you birds.

L.o.f.l. That made me laugh. :D The gov should make like...this bird-free parking lot that somehow prevents birds from getting into. I'm hatin where I work right now, because there isn't a roof to the parking lot. So after the day ends, I usually find at least a couple of bird shit droppings on my coworkers's cars. Usually not on mine. The birds there seem to like my car. Oh well. Not complaining.

[oddsbodikins]

Originally Posted by DefJef

Man I dont know what it is about the crows in Burnaby. Ive driven through still creek to gilmore early in the morning and seen every single tree (including every single branch) and every single sq inch of bird-landable surface on buildings COVERED with crows.

Anyone that hasnt seen it.... its a creepy phenomenon; there are literally a million crows within a 5 block radius.

Ya I've seen that be4, though not where you described. I forgot where it was...but I was out w/ a few friends, n we were driving past this woody foresty area, n nearly every single tree was like, pitch black, filled with crows. And crow shit.