What is it with insecure guys?

[OsmosisJones]

I just went out to the bar with a friend of mine, and he spent the whole time before we went talking about how much girls love him, and how much pussy he was gonna get. At the club he was to drunk to get anything, and I spent all night breaking up the fights he was starting with the guys that were having some luck. WHY?

[KrisisID]

sounds like my kind of friday nihgt\!!

[ebbomega]

People that say they're the best thing since sliced bread rarely are.

[ebbomega]

Exception: John Lennon.

[FireWire]

I just love those 'man we're gonna get so many chicks tonight' type of guys. Oh how much they entertain me with their delusional enthusiasm...

I'm trying to figure out what motivates them to say such things. Maybe one day the answer will be clear.

Oh and please rub it into his face when he's sober and ask him where his chicks went that night? Make sure he feels the rub.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

People that say they're the best thing since sliced bread rarely are.

That's only because sliced bread is so fucking awesome.

Man I wish I had time to toast some of that right now.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by FireWire

I just love those 'man we're gonna get so many chicks tonight' type of guys. Oh how much they entertain me with their delusional enthusiasm...

"Chicks man, let's go get some chicks!"

"Oh yea? Just like that?.. what about that whole middle part where you're AN IDIOT"

- Dane Cook

(and yes I realize now that he's annoying. But that's a funny bit)

[yoko*]

I generally find that people who excessively claim to be a certain way, are usually insecure about NOT being what they claim to be.

[yoko*]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

People that say they're the best thing since sliced bread rarely are.

ah, i didn't read this beforehand. My thoughts exactly.

Karma+

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

People that say they're the best thing since sliced bread rarely are.

he speaketh the truth.

I dont like hanging out with guys who talk big game like that, but drunk rowdy and occasionaly belligerent is pretty much par for the course with my friends.

[Mr Ektion]

it's so easy to front a mean game... but at the very least, most guys are the same in regard to that. so it's the great equalizer.

[Erin]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Exception: John Lennon.

Agreed.

[socool]

Sounds like some latent gayness may be present.

[Revolver]

sliced bread?..

lennon siad he was bigger then JESUS!....now THAT is some serious talk.

but lennon is allowed to say things like that becuase he IS bigger/better then jesus.

[-evil-duerr-]

haha, am I the only guy who has never gone to the bar just to pick up girls?

[rawb]

THESE THEORIES ARE MADE UP BY PEOPLE WHO ARENT AS FUCKING INCREDIBLE AS I AM AT EVERYTHING o

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Revolver

sliced bread?..

lennon siad he was bigger then JESUS!....now THAT is some serious talk.

but lennon is allowed to say things like that becuase he IS bigger/better then jesus.

give lennon a couple of millenia and we'll see if he's still around.

[mojo]

Usually i go to the bar thinking "fuck i am not going to pick up any ladies tonight", trying the reverse psychology thing......and then when i do...



it will be sweeeeeeeet.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by socool

Sounds like some latent gayness may be present.

Latent gayness is my favorite kind.

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by crookedking

give lennon a couple of millenia and we'll see if he's still around.

lol...



dammit jesus! arharharhghgh

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by mojo

Usually i go to the bar thinking "fuck i am not going to pick up any ladies tonight", trying the reverse psychology thing......and then when i do...



it will be sweeeeeeeet.

I don't know what it is about that method, but it works for me as well.

I've never been attracted to desperate looking women, so I wouldn't expect a girl to be attracted to me if I was behaving desperately either.

and by desperate I mean getting retarded smashed just to will up the courage to take home a bar skank..

[hardstylin]

arnt city girls easy?

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

arnt Surrey girls easy?

fixed

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

arnt earth girls easy?

fixed (evilduerr wishful thinking remix)

[Drazkers]

wounded pride mixed with alcohol can make people do stupid things. I have little respect for people who try to pick fights for no reason.