I did a little diggin'.
Dude's name is Bobby.
Here's a picture of him just beggin' to be photoshopped:
And an interesting story I found posted by him about his most embarrassing experience.
Quote:
"I Think My Girl Is Going to Break Up with Me"
by RochesterSS
This is probably the most embarrassing sh1t that has ever happened to me. I was at my girls house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to take a sh1t. My girl's bro was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a sh1t, and I remembered something some dude told me called AC Slatering.
AC Slatering is when you take a sh1t facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a sh1t, my stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to freak out. Since AC Slatering is a hard position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my girl's parents bathroom taking a sh1t with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My sh1t was about halfway out when the footsteps got closer. I turned around to see that I hadn't locked the door. Trying to finish up quick, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my girl's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to off myself. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as fast as I could. I'm expecting my girl to break up with me tomorrow. I'm so embarrassed and I hope my girl doesn't blab about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
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Oh google. You da man. ^5
He also trolls the internet looking for dirty pictures of black female celebrities and posts lame comments...because he's gangster like that.
You may now always refer to him as SlateringAC or my favourite RoachChestHairSS.
Jan 20, 08
