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Jun 22, 01
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So where are those decent, long legged, big boobed, virgin females that can cook?
Not here obviously! :063:
*Turns and runs away fast!* 
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Jun 22, 01
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ha! sorry doode, i aint no virgin ;)
now that i think about it...where are all those decent, broad shouldered, well rounded, sane males that can cook? WHERE DAMMIT!
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Jun 22, 01
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Please clarify. Do you mean 'well rounded' as in FAT? :c-tard:
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Jun 22, 01
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by well-rounded i did not mean fat :)
what i meant was some life experience...you know? not someone who sits in his basement and never goes out. someone who's got substance because they have many different experiences to draw from.....bla and mentally well. that's important too
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Jun 22, 01
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I didn't hear you properly Rytalin...
Did you say they are giving away head at the Catholic school down the street? Like this? -->:017: OK... so I'm a freaking perv. Bite me! :282:
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Jun 22, 01
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*bites mchammered*..haha...eewww...*ptooey*...
*beats winston*..wait wait...i don't have long legs..haha..lalala...and i totally agree with WUNDERGIRL on the where are all those decent, broad shouldered, well rounded, sane males that can cook
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Jun 22, 01
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hm....ppl say i have long legs..and i'm a virgin female who can cook!! haha..but i'm sorry i don't have big breasticles. LoL...
*bites winston* mm *chomp chomp* hehehe *pats winston's head* nothing wrong wif being PREverted!! heehhe =P
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Jun 22, 01
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LOL! I don't believe you remembered the PREverted part Cheryl.
Hey! Since you meet most of the criteria, we can work on the bresticles part later. There's nothing a little plastic can't fix right? And I don't mean Mastercard either! But are you decent? THAT'S the question.
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Jun 22, 01
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LoL! How could I forget the PREverted part?! hehe YAY FOR PREVERTEDNESS!!
preverts r cool..hehehehe hm..id unno u tell meeh?? hahai guess i'm not bad but meh..haha hehe here's a pic.. LoL i fu wanna see..haha i'm on ther ight (oh ya.. i'm the white girlie)
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Jun 23, 01
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Yup. Need work on dem bresticles! :001:
LOL! *ducks* If you haven't seen me yet, check out the Supersweet picture thread I bumped up for Wundergirl. *ahem* Want to get PREverted together? I don't have broad shoulders since I dislocated them snowboarding, but I'm decent, well rounded, sane and can cook. Can't make Jello worth shit though.
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Jun 23, 01
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hehe i think..i remember you from those pics...but...i'll check it out 2 see if i really do remember you.. (haha does that make sense)
and *chomp*chomp* hehehe you can't make jello man?? hm..i dunno if i can do that then cuz y'know..jello is one of my fv foods...hehe!! don't you just love the way it squishes between your toes?! like onion dip (okie..really i dunno where they came from just felt like saying that) hahaha so.....how old do you think i am?! hehe like be serious 2..hehehe i'm always interested to see how old ppl think i am..
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Jun 23, 01
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How old do I think you are?
hmmm... I think you are old enough to send me behind bars if I looked at you the wrong way in front of a cop. *sigh* I think I'm the only person on the planet that screwed up Jello TWICE in their lifetime.
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Jun 23, 01
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yay! *applauds winston* hehe ya..i'm young.. (okie i'm 15..geez... going into grade 11 tho..)
you screwed up jello twice?? it's okie... i'll help u make jello one day! hehe i make dope jello.. and i can make this stuff with like sourcream and graham crackers (oh yes it souds kinda gross but it's yummy) mmm..jello..hehehe
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Jun 23, 01
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FIFTEEN!
WOW! That means when I was studying Algebra way back when... your Mom and Dad were getting jiggy with it! Coincidence? I don't think so. :D:
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Jun 23, 01
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haha.
i'm 5'1. i have short asian girl legs. my boobs arent big. i WAS a virgin at one point.. HHAHAHA. and i can cook cup noodles and i know the number of the local pizza places. oh yeah. i would like to think that i was decent! ha. i almost burnt down my room once.. i'm not allowed in the kitchen anymore.... hehe. or not. heheh dont matter cuz im happier being short chubby and all that stuff ;].
oh and jen sane guys?? dont believe it. sometimes insane guys think the (in) part in insane is silent and choose to tell you they are sane "oh yeah hun i'm (in)sane." duut. i like my men crazy. *twitch*
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Jun 26, 01
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oh... oh my gawd winston you are making me sick
*inches away slowly.. then begins to run* I feel dirty just reading all of this I'll find a doll for you in quebec.. hahhahahaha way to ATTTRACT THE WOMEN WINSTON you TRULY are a womanizer *puke puke*
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Jun 27, 01
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heh...... I saw this ad in the georgia straight in the personals....
20 year old chinese/japanese girl , fit, looking for the right guy.... (I was like cool, got my attention), Im into fitness (cool, Im into fitness too), fetishes (uhh interesting), etc, call me _______ then I looked down more..... she was a call girl.... burst my bubble...
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Jun 28, 01
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