WTF? I get jerked around cause I want a relationship?

NinjaBoy · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 01

Yeah, it's true, girls will jerk you around if you want:

an honnest to god relationship.

TWICE! This has happend!

I want an emotional relationship (cause I'm such a puss) and what the fuck? they say they want it, but then fool around, and be all around bitches!

well up yer nose with a garden hose!

BabyK · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 01

awww that sux!!! You know what?? you've just run into the wrong girls..... there are millions of girls out there who r looking for guys EXACTLY like you!!! not to fuck over of course..... but ya, most girls (who know what they want and who are mature) are looking for guys who want relationships.........!!! just because you want an emotional relationship and your willing to admit it does not mean your a puss :Kimmie: it simply means you know what you want and your not about to settle for anything less!! Dont look for love otherwise you'll never find it....... sometimes it takes awhile, but eventually the right one will fall into your lap~
Best of luck hunn!!! hope I helped!!!!

anewlife · #3 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

erm, aren't all relationships emotional?

whatever dude. best of luck!

Pussy*Kat · #4 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

Lol !!

wishbone · #5 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

i saw this thread
i saw latest reply

i thought this was fresh drama. JEEZ

wtf_wtf · #6 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

dont worrie buds, theres more fish in the sea

NinjaBoy · #7 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

Dear 17 year old Chris. This is why dating in high school sucked.

PS- One of those girls ends up doing porn so it's probably for the best.

wishbone · #8 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

yeah, up her nose with a garden hose!

dj_soo · #9 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

Dear 17 year old Chris. This is why dating in high school sucked.

PS- One of those girls ends up doing porn so it's probably for the best.

pics or it didn't happen

cubed · #10 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

Dear 17 year old Chris. This is why dating in high school sucked.

PS- One of those girls ends up doing porn so it's probably for the best.

And the proverbial response to this is...

AT LEAST I DIDN'T FUCK A 15 YEAR OLD!!!

cubed · #11 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

also remember this...

ebbomega · #12 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

This thread is dozens of lols, and that's even before some Barney Stinson philosophy.

Grapes · #13 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

Quote:

Originally Posted by anewlife

erm, aren't all relationships emotional?

whatever dude. best of luck!

Best of luck learning what threads are from < 1 year ago.

ppcock · #14 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

i thought it was made recently... that would've been dramatictastic!

Ragga_Wh0re · #15 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

they dont want a relationship with you because you suck in bed.I guarantee it.

so might as well just go slam your dick in a door jam repeatedly.

cubed · #16 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

^like a hotdog down a hallway.

Ragga_Wh0re · #17 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

^ i turned my innie to an outtie.

the whole innie thing didnt work out for me so well.

NinjaBoy · #18 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ragga_Wh0re

they dont want a relationship with you because you suck in bed.I guarantee it.

so might as well just go slam your dick in a door jam repeatedly.

While this is a novel attempt to insult me, keep in mind you are trying to point out that my complaint was lodged eight years ago, when I was seventeen.

And you guarantee it?

Sleeping around a lot doesn't necessarily make you proficient in bed, or give you the telepathic ability to know who's a good fuck and who isn't.

I doubt you even know what you are doing in bed, all we know without a doubt about your sexual ability is that mastering birth control seems to elude you.

Hot tip for next time, him saying he'll pull out does not equal birth control.

Grapes · #19 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

Sleeping around a lot doesn't necessarily make you proficient in bed, or give you the telepathic ability to know who's a good fuck and who isn't.

It might!

ppcock · #20 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

ouch chris.. ouch.. that made my mouth drop.

good boy

rawb · #21 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

give you the telepathic ability to know who's a good fuck and who isn't.

IF THERE EVER WAS A USE FOR CEREBRO THIS IS IT

NinjaBoy · #22 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 08

"HI HOT STUFF, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY ME A DRINK AND PARTY LATER?"

Ragga_Wh0re · #23 (**permalink**) Sep 24, 08

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

While this is a novel attempt to insult me, keep in mind you are trying to point out that my complaint was lodged eight years ago, when I was seventeen.

And you guarantee it?

Sleeping around a lot doesn't necessarily make you proficient in bed, or give you the telepathic ability to know who's a good fuck and who isn't.

I doubt you even know what you are doing in bed, all we know without a doubt about your sexual ability is that mastering birth control seems to elude you.

Hot tip for next time, him saying he'll pull out does not equal birth control.

thanks for the tips,Ill have to get someone with a higher reading comprehension to decypher this for me.

decypher · #24 (**permalink**) Sep 24, 08

3rd time i've counted that typo haha no one on this site can say decipher anymore because of meeeee.

ebbomega · #25 (**permalink**) Sep 24, 08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ragga_Wh0re

thanks for the tips,Ill have to get someone with a higher reading comprehension to decypher this for me.

laziest comeback evar.

"You got something to say?"
"About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand!"