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Old Feb 13, 03
>o.0<
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
cerah is an unknown quantity at this point
Motherfucking OW!

"So when'd you get that piercing?"
"Like a week and a half ago."
"Cool... does it still hurt"
"Kinda a lil sore to touch but that's it."

1/2 hour later...

WHACK!
<screams>
"You son of a bitch!"
"What?!? I thought you said it didn't hurt.
<garbled swearing>
"Ya... if you don't fucking hit it!"
"Oh... sorry"

1 hr later...

WHACK!
<screams>
"Jesus-Christ-son-of-a-mother-fucking... you dumb lil shit!"
"WHAT?!?"
"Quit hitting my fucking ear!"
"But you said it didn't hurt"
"Ya you drunken fuck... WHEN YOU DON'T TOUCH AND/OR HIT IT!"
<uttered death threats>
"I think it's infected."
"I think you don't know shit about piercings Paul"
"It's been a week... it should be healed now."
"Dude... cartilage piercings take a long fucking time to heal... sometimes they never do."
"Sorry."

GAH!!

You think people who worked in a Canada's National Laboratory for Partical and Nuclear Physics ( http://www.triumf.ca ) would have a lil friggin common sense!

<soothes her poor lil ear>

Dumbfuck...

On a side note... damn I wish I worked at TRIUMF...
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Old Feb 13, 03
STOLE YOUR BIKE
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
stringbeans has a spectacular aura aboutstringbeans has a spectacular aura about
hey i worked at triumf too!

and your incident with the piercings reminds me of this situation i had with a friend once...

"hey guess what!"
"what?"
"i got my nipple pierced!"
"whoa, does it hurt?"
"yeah it hurts like a bitch!"
*pokes her boob*
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"

john
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Old Feb 14, 03
feelsssss love
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Liqwid is a jewel in the roughLiqwid is a jewel in the roughLiqwid is a jewel in the rough
^^^^............hehehehe......

~Dalyn
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Old Feb 14, 03
did you know i miss you?
 
Join Date: May 2001
LoveKat is an unknown quantity at this point
omg

who was this idiot?
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Old Feb 14, 03
In illusion comfort lies
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
cyberdog is an unknown quantity at this point
OMG...U almost made me burst out loud laughing while was on the phone with a customer...

Not that your pain is funny...just well set up in your description...

BTW...how'd U like the pics?
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Old Feb 14, 03
>o.0<
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
cerah is an unknown quantity at this point
John...
Thankfully no ones poked my boobie... I think I'd deck um. That falls in the same category as tatty slapping... stupid people <shakes head>

Nathaniel...
Just one of my silly White Rock friends...

Dan...
Pfffft... laugh at my pain! Pics are great thanx ;)
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Old Feb 14, 03
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Joanne is an unknown quantity at this point
Quote:
Originally posted by stringbeans
hey i worked at triumf too!

and your incident with the piercings reminds me of this situation i had with a friend once...

&quot;hey guess what!&quot;
&quot;what?&quot;
&quot;i got my nipple pierced!&quot;
&quot;whoa, does it hurt?&quot;
&quot;yeah it hurts like a bitch!&quot;
*pokes her boob*
&quot;YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE&quot;

john
2899131
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!

/me recalls that incident veeery well....





that fucking asshole.....

--Joanne :P
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Old Feb 14, 03
In illusion comfort lies
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
cyberdog is an unknown quantity at this point
Cerah...I'm not laughing @ your pain...just your skillful ability with prose and storytelling...just a bad side-effect that the story was about your pain...

Plus my brain is dead...I haven't been this bored @ werk n a while...anything to break the monotony...I feel like a 17 year old schoolgirl, waiting for the phone to ring...hahahaha
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Old Feb 14, 03
>o.0<
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
cerah is an unknown quantity at this point
^^^

*giggles* I was just kiddin silly!
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Old Feb 14, 03
In illusion comfort lies
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
cyberdog is an unknown quantity at this point
I know...not that dense...that bored, but not that dense...I wasn't kidding about the bored bored bored @ werk part...

RING DAMN U RING!!!

C'MON, DOESN'T SOMEONE HAVE A PROB THEY NEED HELP WITH?!?
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