stupid email forwards

[*Jessica*]

i always get these stupid forwards that are like
"little suzy got this email and didnt forward it to 15 people, the next day her mom found her dead in her closet, if you dont forward it in 5 mins suzy will come kill you"
haha like wtf who takes the time out of their day to make this shit up. i get like 5 of them a day, so annoying

[jaydream]

dont worry
i tracked suzy down
turns out she really did find her mom dead in the closet
but it had nothing to do with the email or suzi

turns out
suzi was a terrible daughter and abused her mom
suzis mom killed herself
i felt bad so i killed suzi

so no worries

[*Jessica*]

you killed suzy?
you are my hero

[jaydream]

its not easy fighting crime

but someone has to do

[sweet~kandy]

I get those too.. Grrr I hate them!1

[D-LoCz]

Penis enlargement ones are pretty bad too...and those u n i v e r s i t y diploma thingies.

[junglequeen]

hmm i really love getting those -forward to 30 people in 30 min or noone will ever have sex with you ever again
or the ones that tells useless info about the friend sending it and if you dont send it back with your info your a bad friend - if i really wanted to know what their mothers maiden name was i would ask them in person
sheesh people have so much time on their hands

[GiggleyGal]

Fowarded messages suck. I never send them 2 any1 and I don't even bother 2 take the time 2 look at them, I just delete them. :kam: