My new career as a Mugger

[Jingles]

So i went off to the bank machine mid evening on the weekend ...

I wanderd into the machine and an older woman was n there already (like early 60s) and she starts staring at me like I'm not wearing pants or something and i can tell she's getting edgey

there was plenty of room between us - I was at a different machine all together
Finally she asks, "are you going to take all my money?'
i looked at her like she was a bit nutty 'me??? - no."
-- well it's just hard to tell with you kids these days, you're all so scarey

(If you have seen me i tihnk you'd agree i really do not look threatning) I felt bad for her, it must be awful to live in fear like that..and if she was that nervous over little me in my pink jumpsuit i can't imagine how she'd feel about guys my age...

Maryah the mugger...my mom would be so proud

[MC Hammered]

You should have replied:

"Ummm.... not unless you freely hand it over first."

But all kidding aside, it is quite a shame that the elderly have to live in fear that the younger generation might take advantage of them at any time.

And Maryah... you are pretty scary after a few H2O's

[Jingles]

^ well that may be true...but I was sober at the bank machine
100% sober!!!
Maybe it was all that pink....people get nervous around pink

[MC Hammered]

Especially this kind of pink. :c-tard:

[Hot Karl]

it's even sadder, because we don't live in new york or some shit.

[bungoshlung]

was she asian..?
i find that older asian women are afraid of all foreign ppl. however, sumtimes its quite humorous to see how they act around ppl they dont know... they do the stupidest things!

[Liqwid]

awwww......the poor woman......

~Dalyn:008:

[KandyKid]

WoW, you are ganster badass :c-tard:

[Filo]

poor woman. fuck the old bitch. i hate when old ppl act all weird. u should've taken her money!