Cheap Fuckin Assholes...

[ebbomega]

15% tip is standard. And if I give you a tip below that, there's a reason.

If I give you no tip, then that means I forgot and I'm just plain rude. But if the service sucks you make absolutely sure that you give a rather insulting tip.

If someone gives you a shitty tip, it's probably because you fucked something up or the service wasn't good. A bad tip is not the customer's fault... usually it's the server's.

I usually tip rather generously unless they fuck it up, in which case they get like $.50.

[jim]

holy fuck, message board withdrawal has finally kicked in.

either that or you got bored while washing your fishnets.

[ebbomega]

The latter methinks.

I've had soapbox.wilwheaton.net to curb my message board withdrawals. But the people over there are so non-pretentious and high-and-mighty and actually provide decent discussion from time to time that I don't have anywhere I can be a snarky ass bitch.

Frankly I want nothing to do with you. But I can't live without you.

*sniff* I love you guys.

[SpikeyLuke]

I do pizza/food deliver in a town full of Dutch people, you cant possibly get worse tips than i do.

i forgot to meantion that half of my town thinks piercings and spikey hair are characteristics of someone possessed by the debil.

the other night i made 2 bucks off 6 deliveries.

but on the bright side, there are some really nice tippers around my town also.

[PHUNK]

poor people should go die.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

^hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[miss.myra]

Originally posted by ebbomega

I usually tip rather generously unless they fuck it up, in which case they get like $.50.

I disagree

The most insulting tip to leave is two shiny pennies. Nothing is more insulting than that.

[jim]

Originally posted by miss.myra
The most insulting tip to leave is two shiny pennies. Nothing is more insulting than that.

ONE SHINY PENNY!!!!

[jim]

when ever someone tries to tip at the bar with change smaller than a quarter it usually ends up being grabbed and then thrown up into the air or at the pathetic pud of a customer who put it in the tip jar to begin with.

[ebbomega]

Anybody wanna post Michael's Nightclub rant?

[miss.myra]

...Everytime someone copypastes one of michael's rants, his ego grows its wings..

:P


(it can be found on ionmagazine.ca)

[jim]

the growth is exponential as well, so I would suggest refraining.