Jerky customers

[MissBehavior]

Me: "Sir/ma'am, this <insert credit card name here> isn't signed, and I need to see a piece of photo ID."
Customer: *shows me <insert company name> door entrance-type ID*
Me: "Sir/ma'am, I need to see a piece of government issued ID."
Customer: "Look, the company name matches the Credit card, the picture and the name match? Why do you need to see different ID?"
Me: "That's our company policy, sir/ma'am."
Me: *stays calm and pleasant*
Customer: *gets huffy and FINALLY shows me driver's licence*
*ID matches card*
Me: "Thank you, sir/ma'am."

FU to all those twats who'd rather throw a hissy-fit than realize that I'm covering EVERYONE'S ass by asking for REAL ID.

Technically, I don't even have to take the card if it isn't signed...Without a signature, it's not valid. Without ID, there's no way in hell I'm going to sell you anything if you can't/won't prove to me that the card is actually yours.

:finger: :finger: :finger:

[crackdragon]

Heh... people are stupid!

[Ragga_Wh0re]

i hate bitchy people, they make me want to stab my eyes out

[MissBehavior]

They make me want to stab THEIR eyes out.

Venting this made me feel better. :D

[mojo]

i love it when someone gets like that

i just smile and act WAY to nice, it seems to make them even more irrate, though they cant do anything.

i love being an ass sometimes:P

[Sammy Skillz]

when i used to work retail, i used to just do visual merchandising but sometimes they'd put me on cash but they'd be scared to putme on cash cuz we had a lot of bitchy bourgeoise snobs come in with major attitude and instead of taking it, i'd throw it back in their faces. it was good times cuz i was frinds with all the managers so i would never get in trouble and one time my friend jason who was the manager got mad and said "you're fired" and i said "no i'm not. i'll be upstairs in the stock room doing nothing" and he didn't fire me. retail was good times. and bad times as well...but good bad times.

-s.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

Originally posted by mojo
i love it when someone gets like that

i just smile and act WAY to nice, it seems to make them even more irrate, though they cant do anything.

i love being an ass sometimes:P

thats what i do to bitchy customers, like this one bitch she wanted me to go to the kitchen and bring back pakacges for her so she could package her own food im like im sorry maam but thats my job to do :)i wanted to spit in her food SO BAD argh... but i didnt :soak:

[Starberry]

Last time I had a customer like that, (with an unsigned card) she was like "Why do I have to sign it?" (both the card and the receipt). Apparently she was new at this whole credit card business...but...seriously.

*Jen*

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

hahaha
reminds me of the good old days when I worked in metro

good times there with bitchy customers

[MissBehavior]

Originally posted by Starberry
Last time I had a customer like that, (with an unsigned card) she was like &quot;Why do I have to sign it?&quot; (both the card and the receipt). Apparently she was new at this whole credit card business...but...seriously.

*Jen*

Bah...No excuse...The letter with your card tells you that the card isn't valid until it's signed, so I give 'em a fat SCREW YOU HIPPY!

[Flip]

DAMMIT!!! I thought this thread was about beef jerky. I read this entire thread and not one mention of meat, what a jip.