girls that flatter themselves too much

[(val)Liam]

especially when their boyfriends are chinese versions of Tony Montana...

I was in the starbucks minding my own business, waiting for my gf to get off work, getting a warm caramel macchiatto, when this asshole starts yelling at me for looking at his girl, threatening to kick my ass... this girl was complaining that I had looked over in their direction a couple of times... well, sorry for collecting a bit of stimulus to gather a general awareness of my surroundings...

well... sorry to disappoint you bitch, but I wasn't even looking at you, let alone checking you out... being in my general path of vision doesn't mean I'm looking at you...

so sick of being a beacon for people's hostility...

[zarlon]

That's pretty rough, you should have thrown your coffee in his face.

[Rhianna]

If I told my bf that some guy had looked in my direction a couple of times he'd give me a weird look, laugh and then say so? Not that I would even bother telling him. But the point here is that some people are just crazy.

[cinist]

weird

[Magi]

Originally posted by Liam
especially when their boyfriends are chinese versions of Tony Montana...

I was in the starbucks minding my own business, waiting for my gf to get off work, getting a warm caramel macchiatto, when this asshole starts yelling at me for looking at his girl, threatening to kick my ass... this girl was complaining that I had looked over in their direction a couple of times... well, sorry for collecting a bit of stimulus to gather a general awareness of my surroundings...

well... sorry to disappoint you bitch, but I wasn't even looking at you, let alone checking you out... being in my general path of vision doesn't mean I'm looking at you...

so sick of being a beacon for people's hostility...

what a cock. Hate those type of guys.

While it's never happened to me...it's only a matter of time. My eyes sometimes have a mind of their own.

[Magi]

Sory, another question


did this person happen to be a lot bigger than you?


Just out of curiousity.



damn I'm curious today.

[Technique]

I hate that when im with a female friend ..and i notice some guy just totaly staring at her ..that oolging look.

That guy should have punched you out perv.

:finger:

hehe

[Prissypants]

Dude you should of said something along the lines of: "Yea I was. I was just thinking that some abdominoplasty would clear that gunt problem right up..." :moon:

[junglequeen]

thats no fun
should have ordered a plain coffee then thrown it on him cuz a caramel macciato is too good to waste

[(val)Liam]

though this is the first time I've been accused of looking at someone's girl, people I don't know picking fights with me seems to happen to me a lot... I think its because I have a calm, easy-going look about me... I think people like to pick fights with people they believe they can win against...

magi: the guy wasn't bigger than me, but like I said, he seemed to have this whole tough guy attitude... he almost had the scarface accent :284: "dun fawk aroun' wit' me man'g"... and the fucking asshole starts fronting even more attitude as he's leaving, standing around waiting for me to get out of my seat like he's worth an ounce of energy, with the bullshit "hold me back" look on his face... then my gf came by, hugged me, then he walked away probably realizing what a pig-headed moron he is... sorry, but I'm already with someone that I care for and wouldn't trade that for the world, let alone your gf, who apparently is so self-centered that she thinks she's worth peoples' energy in fighting over "looks"...

I think in the end it just pisses me off because I want to be peaceful and kind to people, but it becomes testing at times when people YOU DON'T KNOW come to fight you for little to no reason...

[(val)Liam]

Originally posted by zarlon
That's pretty rough, you should have thrown your coffee in his face.

situations like these make me want to invest in a crowbar, or a batting weapon of some sort, so when people I don't know get in my face for little to no reason, I can interupt their toughguy speeches with a swift crack on the head...

[Kandyapple]

Originally posted by Prissypants
Dude you should of said something along the lines of: "Yea I was. I was just thinking that some abdominoplasty would clear that gunt problem right up..." :moon:

^lol!!!
the dude probably would just stand there looking confused over the word abdominoplasty.
hehehe gunt problem. I love that word.

[Tux]

Originally posted by Liam
especially when their boyfriends are chinese versions of Tony Montana...

I was in the starbucks minding my own business, waiting for my gf to get off work, getting a warm caramel macchiatto, when this asshole starts yelling at me for looking at his girl, threatening to kick my ass... this girl was complaining that I had looked over in their direction a couple of times... well, sorry for collecting a bit of stimulus to gather a general awareness of my surroundings...

well... sorry to disappoint you bitch, but I wasn't even looking at you, let alone checking you out... being in my general path of vision doesn't mean I'm looking at you...

so sick of being a beacon for people's hostility...

i would have taken him out just for the accusation. people who front like that deserve a good ass-kicking once in a while.

[decypher]

u can buy retractable battons in lotsa places :)

[BongMan]

buy a denstiy stick so much fun get spring loaded though so much better, or may I suggest a tazer what could be more fun the shocking some one and watching them squirm on the ground??¿¿

[.muffy.]

Originally posted by Prissypants
Dude you should of said something along the lines of: "Yea I was. I was just thinking that some abdominoplasty would clear that gunt problem right up..." :moon:

hahahh
you get five stars for the usage of GUNT in your post

*lol*

[ebbomega]

I always get caught checking out peoples' girlfriends. Conversation usually goes:

Person: "Dave, are you checking out my girlfriend?"
Me: "Yes. Yes I am."
Person: "Ah."

Sheesh almighty. We be human. Checking people out is what we, as social creatures, DO. If someone is checking out your girlfriend, be thankful that your girlfriend si teh hawt, give her a kiss on the cheek, pat her on the butt, invite the guy over and Double Team her Tenatious D style.

[hardstylin]

i dont think i would live long in the city being from a small town and having a small town mantality, ive been in shit loads of fights and if some fuck head in a star bucks asked me to fight he would be getting his as stomped be for he finished spitting the words out. i would probly get shot stabbed or takin out by some gang :(

[ppcock]

you should've told him

"yeah i was checkin your gf out.. im going to take her away from you when they ship you back out to china ya fuckin fob"


Then run and hide.

[miss.myra]

Honestly, if I had a guy who would blow up surrey roid head style on any guy that checked me out in public, i'd be pretty embarassed..


and honestly, if I was a guy dating a girl who actually complained to me that someone was looking at them, then I'd be pretty embarassed.

Those two pathetic losers seem absolutely perfect for eachother, I'm sure they have a long future together being socially innept spazzes. Be happy you've got a brighter future!

[ebbomega]

^^ I still say everybody's futures would be brighter if we all just started Double Teaming.

[Akeel]

whats a gunt?

[Dj Lidster]

I'll explain it to you when you get a little older Akeel

[Prissypants]

The gunt is the region that you usually see on post-menopausal (sp?) women that is between the bottom of the naval and the top of the crotch...SEXAY....or not....

[Kandyapple]

its when the gut starts going south and merges or settles above the cunt forming what is called the gunt. or something like that.