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Old Sep 22, 01
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My Parents found my liquor!!

AHHHHHHH.......... shit fuck damn!
i was goin to go out to new west and bring my precious NEW bottle of jamaican liquor wiht me...yummmy..
and it was in my bag, and my cell started ringing, so my mom went to my bag to get it out and ohhhhh man...there it was...
i was like ummm thats not mine...it's my friend's gregs, i swear!! i just forgot to umm....give it to him..
they totally didn't buy it...cuz this has happened before, so i'm not allowed to go out, friend's comin here...bucnk staruday for me...
i'm honestly crying right now, i'm so sad my jamaican rum is gone!! GONE!! now my parents think i'm an alcoholic!! yes!!! which i'm OBVIOUSLY not
this is soooooooo stupid.. i'm going ot break into my parents liquor cabinet and get it back if it's the last thing i do!:snyx:
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Old Sep 22, 01
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man.. i feel for you....

Ya see, my MOTHER went through my room while I was away in quebec for 8 weeks, and she found my ephedrines... and she thought i was dealing DRUGS.. she asked my sister about it who asked my sister's friend (jen's cousin) and jen's cousin told my mom it was just ephed.. thank gawd for that...

But wut makes me mad is shes never confronted ME with it, instead she decided to ask my sister and my sister's friend and jen's the one who told me about it....

rargh..

another time was my mom was "cleaning out my bag" and I had forgotten that I had a tab of orange tulip in there.. I freaked when i was "informed" that she cleaned out my bag.. i searched all over and couldn't find it...

i thought she had found it, but i looked through the trash and there it was, still neatly wrapped in tin-foil... if I was her I would have opened up the foil to see wut it was.. because it had a pattern of a tulip bulging out... but luckily and hopefully she didnt..

well i guess u can look on the bright side, and thank goodness that they didn't find any other form of drug in your bag.. that may have been worse...

still, sorrie to hear about your jamaican alcohol..

:(
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Old Sep 22, 01
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Re: My Parents found my liquor!!

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Originally posted by Aki
i'm going ot break into my parents liquor cabinet and get it back if it's the last thing i do!:snyx:
nooooo, ur not an alcoholic... riiiiiiiiiight... ahahaha...

this happens to everyone once in their life... or twice, or 500 times... my mom could care less, but i still try and hide it from her, cuz in my eyes i think it would tear her apart to see me "12 years old, an alcoholic"... i'm 20 now, and i still would never drink anywhere around her...

well i hope u get ur jamaican rum back... that's good stuff... @_@
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Old Sep 23, 01
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oh, the times that has happened to me... well, not exactly the same thing, but when i was younger, i used to come home all the time just completley HAMMERED. now, i always just hoped my parents wouldn't notice, and i'd come upstairs, and like, run to my room and say "hi mom!!" then just fall onto my bed.

but there was a few times when i'm sure they knew, but just didnt' say anything.... like the time when i came home, and i was like, stubling down the hallway and my mom was like, "what's wrong? why can't you walk?" and i was like (in an unneccesarrily loud voice) "ITS MY SHOES! THEY HURT MY FEET SO I CAN'T WALK!" so my mom was like "well then take them off!" and since i knew if i bent over to undo them i'd bail , i was like "umm... no... i can't. they're HARD to take off!!"
somehow i got into my room... and then i smashed into the table, causing a big noise, and my mom was like "uh, colleen, are you okay in there?? are you drunk??" and i was like "no mom, i'm just tired... and the light is off and i bumped into the table"

oh man

but to the point, the one night my mom finally knew for sure is one gruesome story. i will spare you all the details. it involves puking all over my room and not knowing about it. i don't remember anything about the whole night, except in the morning my mom was like, "why were you so sick?" an di was like, "oh , food poisoning" and she was like . "hmmm, well last night you said it was the flu, so your stories don't match, i think you were drunk" then she pulled out a couple coolers, and i was like "fuck".

so i got the lecture, but over time they just realized that i'm not an alchoholic, and if i drink responsibly, then it is okay. they said "colleen, i know you're going to drink, so please, just be safe and smart about it"
so now they buy me liquor (so i don't have to like, mooch it or steal it or somethieng)

they're pretty cool. if you talk to your parents and explain things, usually they're willing to meet you half way. maybe if you talk to them you'll get the rum back, but you'll just have to sit down and drink it with them? or share it?? heheh
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Old Sep 23, 01
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See, you guys gotta be smart and share your alcohol with your parents.

It's the only way to go.

-Dwight:Somatic:
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Old Sep 23, 01
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awwww poor aki!!

yeaup dwight! preach on! drinking and getting smashed with family is the only way to go!!

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Old Sep 23, 01
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Drinking with the family!

reminds me of the time i had the party with my parents... it was my dad's 50th

i invited my friends, my parents invited theirs, oh man!!! and everyone got just HAMMERED!!!

my mom was running around with some indian drum!! hahahahaah


good times. you guys should all come over and drink with my parents some time.
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Old Sep 23, 01
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thanks for the advice...

colleen..i'm so going to talk to my parents about this... i think they jsut don't like the fact that i drank hard liquor
haha
i like coronas...but i like run beter
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Old Sep 23, 01
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good times. you guys should all come over and drink with my parents some time.
It's a date!!!

Ha ha, you already drank with my parents!!!

-Dwight:Somatic:
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Old Sep 25, 01
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oh man...

i had the big "talk" about it tonigth with my parents....they think i'm an alcoholic and shit it's so funny...but i'm telling them i'm responsable and shit..i'm not about to go drinking and driving and being stupid like some people i know.
SO everything is ok now...they are just sketchy about me driving at nigth with friends now because they think i'm going ot be drinking....haha funny cuz i'm NOT
my parents are soo strictr about shit like that
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Old Sep 25, 01
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lol


i steal my Alchy from my parents.

why buy my own? hehehehhe :350:
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Old Sep 26, 01
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Having your parents find your liquor is OK.

Having your parents finding you licking her is MUCH worse.

LOL! I can see Aki trying to talk himself out of that one!

*ahem*

"i was like ummm she's not mine...it's my friend's gregs, i swear!!":041:
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Old Sep 26, 01
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Having your parents find your liquor is OK.
Having your parents finding you licking her is MUCH worse.
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Old Sep 27, 01
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hahah...

fuck that was classic
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Old Sep 27, 01
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My parents don't really mind either, I'm usually the one finding their liquor anyways.
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Old Sep 28, 01
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my mom doesnt really care if i drink, ive come home wasted so many times... i drank with her and my brother in mexico.. she finds bottles in my room all the time, i mean you open a cupboard and its overflowing with bottles.. my dad on the other hand doesnt like ppl that drink.. he knows my brother does but im doubting he knows that i do too...

max, im usually the one finding your alcohol bottles and whatnot in your room.. goddamn boi. you better have it clean by tommorow..

i say break into her liqour cabinet and steal as much as you can and drink till you pass out. let them find you in your living room puking on the rug.. :) or you could break into the cabinet, drink it, refill it with another substance... at least you HAVE liqour in there.. my bro and i drank all that was in the liqour cabby already..
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Old Sep 28, 01
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my parents are always strict and always thinkin things. but prolly cuz they busted me a couple times anyways. damn! u gotta learn how to be hella lowpro wit your parents on anything u dont want them to know. thats how i get away wit it. when u leave your home make sure the last thing u take or put in a bag is the incriminatin stuff, or make sure u wrap it up so cant b seen. also u shoulda kept yur cell wit u instead of in the bag. well i guess youll do that next time.
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