calgary fun

[Ryan Ross]

So im walking around downtown after a fun drunken night at the bar with my 2 buddies matt and chad (the ones who got car jacked for those of you who remember). Were walking down 17th ave which is like the main sort of downtown type street in calgary, we all hammered and having fun. Then this group of people come out of this building and start walking in front of us. It appears they are also on the other side of sober and having fun, so my buddies yell out stuff like "happy thursday!" everyone has a good laugh.

So were walking and walking then the people in front of us turn around and start heading towards us. It all seems fairly normal, though slightly sketchy because one of the guys looked a little tweaky (for upper middle class mid 20's kids). The one guy is out in front of his buddies and when they get closer to us he starts coming towards me so I say "hey whats up man?" and rather then giving the typical "not much how about you?" he gave me a sucker punch and hit me a good 4 more times in the face. Then before anymore comes of it he backs off and acts all tough saying shit like "thursday whut??" then all his buddies start giving him shit for being a dumbass and the girl they were with starts being all nice to me only to say she had just met these guys and didnt know what assholes they were, then heads off with them when they leave.

Gotta love getting sucker puched and beat in the face for saying "hey whats up man". Some people dont deserve the air that they breath. Fucking calgary :finger:

[stringbeans]

thats fucked up man.. i hope you're ok ryan :)

[Ryan Ross]

ill be alright, just some scrapes around my eye and i might get a nice big shinner. That'll be a nice treat for visiting my grandparents at christmas

[Goat]

dood, what the fuck, seriously!?
hearing this sorta shit happen to good people makes me wanna kill someone.

ima get you a flare gun, it fucks people up, and it's not a gun.

[MC Hammered]

And where were your wingmen when this happened?

[MistressSpankME]

hey, nobodies alowed to do that to Ryan..!@@$ Fuck, Guys can be such fucking animals sometimes. Sounds alot like when my friend got sucker punched in the face by a guy 3 times his size for 1 dollar and 25 cents. 1 FUCKING DOLLAR. I wish I could morph into something Hulk-like when shit like this happens, I'm teeny weeny so I can never do anything about it :(

[Ragga_Wh0re]

thats really wierd. When i was in calgary everyone was so nice?!
shitty deal dood.

[Ryan Ross]

Originally posted by MC Hammered
And where were your wingmen when this happened?

It was so unexpected and it was over so fast that no one really had time to react. If they had jumped in the outcome would have been alot worse i think. I wouldnt be the only one who go fucked up, and thats no good for nobody

[crookedking]

you should've taken the girl.

[mojo]

shitty deal man

hopefully you eased the pain with some more boosin'

[Dean]

thats shitty... were there more of you or them?

i would've soo gotten my friends and just jumped them all

[Ryan Ross]

I was in a drunken stuper so im not sure the numbers, i think they were about the same as us. But my buddies aint the toughest in on the block and the guys would have beat the piss out of us if they jumped in

[(val)Liam]

I'm the balance between good and evil... for the amount of times I've had people I've never met before start shit with me (the only reason being the pleasure of kicking my ass) and for all those times I've always come out without a scratch... the devil and divine and the games they play with my soul...

[cinist]

thats rough, sorry to hear that

[Erin]

Holy shit Ryan!!! Thats not cool!!! Mike says he will fly to Calgary and take care of shit.

To that dumb ass... :finger:

[Bitchin]

thats why you should stay out here wit us ry!!!
hope yer ok babe!!!
what a looser that guy is.. he ll get wuts coming to him!



Jenna, Im sure you could take this guy... you s a tough motha facka!

[decypher]

hey blunted weren't u the one who posted a thread a while back about some guys who u were smoking a doob with who tried to steal ur friends car? its sad that shit like this happens all the time...

[Hot Karl]

karma will handle that mofo. HEY with a little luck, he drove home drunk and killed himself.

[Ryan Ross]

Originally posted by no1d
hey blunted weren't u the one who posted a thread a while back about some guys who u were smoking a doob with who tried to steal ur friends car? its sad that shit like this happens all the time...

Yup thats me! And i was with the same 2 guys... and they didnt try, the DID steal my buddies car. Fucked up shit, one day these fucked up folk will get whats coming to them

[cinist]

you know ryan, you handled that situation very well. i never handle things like this properly anymore.

too much anger swarming through my brain the last couple years, i wish it would go away and my common sense would come back.

[crackdragon]

Originally posted by MistressSpankME
hey, nobodies alowed to do that to Ryan..!@@$ Fuck, Guys can be such fucking animals sometimes. Sounds alot like when my friend got sucker punched in the face by a guy 3 times his size for 1 dollar and 25 cents. 1 FUCKING DOLLAR. I wish I could morph into something Hulk-like when shit like this happens, I'm teeny weeny so I can never do anything about it :(

Yes there is always something you can do to a guy no matter how big he is... swift kick to the junk and down he comes. Once hes down then a good upper cut with base of your palm underneath his chin (should break his jaw or atleast make him bite his tongue off) If that doesnt stop him then kind of slap/tweak him in the nose which should make his eyes water and then run like a mofo :c-tard: