G**dam Telephones!!!

Flip · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 03

So after 5 long nights of solid drinking, I think my memory is completely shot. Ever dial the phone and while it's ringing, you forget who you called? Then when someone answers and you don't recognize the voice right away, you either hang up quickly to avoid embarassment, or you have to say "Ya so I'm a fucking retard and I forgot who I was calling. Do you have any teenaged daughters?"

I've had maybe 5 or 6 calls today where I was completely dumbfounded and had no idea who I was calling. Luckily once it was my mom and once it was my bro, and twice it was a friend of mine who knew I was going to be doing lots of holiday binge drinking. Most of my pals know that if I've been doing lots of drinking, don't take offense or worry about anything I say or do. I should have a permanent disclaimer tattooed on my forehead.

Carmen · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 03

Usually when that happens to me I just make up a name on the spot like "HEY!...is uh...er...Ryan there?" "I think you got the wrong #" "Ooh sorry!" *click* and re-dial (after I figure out who I'm trying to call).

ebbomega · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 03

"Hi, is Ryan there?"
"Speaking."
"Oh, sorry. Wrong number."

hellzbellz · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 03

^ bwahahhahahhah sometimes i do that and i just muder ummmmm ummmmm ummm uhhhhhhhh and then i remeber. but the other person on the line is going what the...?HELLO??

cant wait for that turkey dinner :p

Dean · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 03

hahah or worse you accidently call one person and ask for someone different!.... you dont look too good when you do that

crookedking · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 03

i've never had that happen to me...but if it did, i'd definately say the i'm a retard looking for your young daughter speech.

Sue Bitch · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 03

dude i want my vodka thAT I LEFT AT UR HOUSE LAST NIGHT

Flip · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 25, 03

/\ Well then come an get it! The day after tomorow I'm going up to Whistler. So you should come by tomorow or something, I've still got 2 nights or Hanukah drinking left. My buddies from Montreal are arriving here around 10 or 11 tomorow night and they have a room reserved at the holiday inn, so if we feel like it, we can go party it up in thier hotel. I think they mentioned that there was a pool open 24 hours. Wanna get wet baby?