Jan 20, 04
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gay clubs
i hate them.
one of my roommates dragged me out to one. we went. first of all, it smelled like a busted asshole. and yes i was drunk but i was being VERY well behaved...i wasn't being rowdy and i wasnt being mouthy. we walked in and my roommate and his friends went to the bathroom...leaving me alone. this scary man dressed in leather grabbed my ass and i told him to fuck off. and then one of the bouncers kept staring at me. i wasnt doing anything. finally my roommate and his friends came back and we went to the "dancefloor"...the music fucking lacked. it was dumbass house. so i just stood there. and the same bouncer kept staring at me. he then came up to my friend Jenny and said "can you tell your friend that he can't wear that jacket in this club" and i was right next to jenny. why the fuck couldn't he tell me directly? jenny told me. and i said "fuck that" and the guy heard and he was all "i've been watching you for half an hour...that jacket is not part of the dresscode here at the club. in fact none of your attire follows our dress code" and i looked around and there were half naked crusty fags dancing around all high and sweaty and nasty ass mother fuckers with their dicks hanging out...and *I* wasn't following their supposed dresscode? fuck that. so i said to the guy "oh and what is your dresscode? naked and ugly?" and he was like "THATS IT. GET OUT OF THE CLUB!!" and he waved over more of his bouncer friends. and i got kicked out? not that i really cared cuz it was a fucking dumb club anyways. but still. i hate gay clubs. maybe next time i should make my hair all nice and pretty, wear tight pants, and vogue. wait. on second thought...if i ever do that, i hope someone shoots me in the face. -s. 
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Jan 20, 04
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You should have shown him your magnum.
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Jan 20, 04
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very lame, what kind of jacket were you wearing that pissed off that ignorant bouncer so bad???
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Jan 21, 04
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Oh no Sammy!!! THERE WERE GAY BOYS AT THE GAY BAR??? ARE YOU SERIOUS??? YOU'D BETTER GO TO THE DOCTOR AND MAKE SURE YOU DIDN'T CATCH THAT QUEERNESS it's contagious and spreading like wildfire around Toronto!!!
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Jan 21, 04
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errrrrr... ok....i'm don't secretly love cock.....i'm not homophobic...if i was i wouldn't be working where i work....for those of you who really know me.....hahah....i just don't think it's cool being hit on by gay guys aight.....i mean... fuck....what right does a does a gay guy have to grab ur ass.....if it was a stranger grabbin a girls ass he'd either get his ass kicked or get slaped wit sexual harrassment or something. Sorry if i offended anyone with my comments earlier... that was uncalled for......and no i havn't read any of sammy skill's previous posts.......if i'm wrong please enlighten me.....dont' have a smart ass one worded comment like "dumbass" ....that resolves nothing fockers :soak:
Last edited by LaMzWeLL; Jan 21, 04 at 03:18 AM.
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Jan 21, 04
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You don't think it's cool getting hit on by gay guys? Unless you're extremely attractive and have decent style, I'd guess that would hardly ever occur for you. Do you think that us girls just love to be hit on constantly by disgusting straight jerks with absolutely ZERO tact? Puh-lease, ladies have to deal with stupid lines, being yelled at from cars or wooed by drunk creepy motherfuckers far far more than you would, and their tactics are far more aggressive. So seriously, if you think it's bad to be noticed by a gay guy (and honestly, be flattered), I'd like you to spend a day in a girl's shoes because it's not that fun.
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Jan 21, 04
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errrr ok.. i'll take it as a complement next time it happens......and i was talking about ass grabbin.....i guess it's ok if a gay guy hits on u....but in sammy skills case....the dude grabbed his ass......that's fucking crossin the line... unless u think he should take it as a complement too.........thanx jim.....i appriciate your funny comments... ur fucking hilarious ....kakakakkakaka :tounge1:
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