Blue Balls

[Goat]

If there's any chick out there saying your full of shit when someone proclaims "blue balls", slap her.

Pbreak, it's forgiven. but fuck man. this is not right.
seeing a doctor tomorrow.

:(

[Kelster]

i heard blue balls was whenyou'd get a guy going and you wouldn't finish it off and he'd not come and his balls woulcd hurt the next day...but then i heard aftewards that blue balls was from when a guys was spanking his balls too hard....

so is it from hard knocking or not cumming?!?!?!?!

i don't know this...don't laugh

[Goat]

well, i'll let ya in on a little secret: i'm not a huge fan of people spanking my testicals, in any fashion.

you got one option left.
it's neither in this case...OH!! TRICK QUESTION!!!

[Kelster]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH@)*%&@$#58 WHATAAAT!?!?!

naaah no spanking...just some hard sex, like balls slappoing gains't ma ass stuff...you know dooggy style or something, some guy going hardcore and his balls really banging gains't you!??!

...wel that's what i meatn

so what is blue balls?!?!?! i really don't know!

[Bitchin]

awwww... did some chgick not finish wut you started max>?>?

BEAT THAT BITCH UP!

or bob AND i WIL!

err/... wait theres a bunch of hoes at my house now.. thanx to mitch.. so if you need action that bad.. come over!

[Goat]

to clear the air: i'm speaking blue balls literally.
from godspeed.

pffft. if i wanted sex i'd go fuck a raver. comon now

[Bitchin]

wut raver in the right mind would fuck you?

werrr wait..

no ravers are in the right miond!!!

[bob and I still heart you, tho]

[Kelster]

i still don't know what blue balls is!!!!!!

[PHOTONIC]

well kelster..... i always thought i did too, but now goat has seemingly crushed my concept of blueballs so I'm totally clueless too. maybe its when you dip them in paint?

[Kelster]

did you think it was the not cumming? or the ball spanking?

i think max just don't know what it is either

[Dice_]

it's from not cuming

[Kandyapple]

I think that blue balls is an excuse for not getting off so that a girl will finish. But in Max's case his balls are black and blue from Brian smacking him in the nuts with ( a batton?) at Godspeed.
So yah maybe they can go blue but the part about cumming is bull shit because if it was really that awful why would you not be rushing off to finish yourself.

[-ff-]

http://health.discovery.com/centers/...blueballs.html

The kind of guys who complain about blue balls are the same kind who are like "come ON baby, its not the same with the condom on. Don't worry, I'll pull out!"

[Woman]

havent u ever heard of blue lips?!?! yeah thats right! we dont always get to cum too!

[ebbomega]

Blue balls is when cum that's in your penis retracts back into your testes and it creates a blue pigment. It's painful as fuck and should not be wished upon by anybody. It only happens when you do it a lot, so any guy who masturbates regularily shouldn't really have that problem.

[strawberr_E]

i thought it was all the blood that makes the penis hard staying in to long and then suddenly the stimulus stops so the blood gets trapped and your balls feel achey?

[Goat]

Originally posted by Bitchin
wut raver in the right mind would fuck you?

werrr wait..

no ravers are in the right miond!!!

[bob and I still heart you, tho]

it goes a little like this:
flex heaving man titties
raver: " OoOo La La "
*unzip*
raver: *slurp slurp slurp*

meh. i dun fuck ravers, generally.

[sebcoe]

i LOVE blue balls

[Belms]

they are blue! oh yes!

[e_BoY]

blue lips? lol

[No trace]

heh

[Taddy_Bare]

Originally posted by Goat
to clear the air: i'm speaking blue balls literally.
from godspeed.

wouldn't that be bruised balls?