Gas

Magi · #1 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

I had really bad gas today during my night class. It was really intense, as in I had to unbuckle my belt and unbutton my pants intense or else I would explode. I really had to let several bombs off, but a) I was surrounded by people who would undoubtedly hear and smell the toxic stench infiltrate the air and b) I was at the very very far side of the class from the doors so it was near impossible to keep excusing myself into the hallway, and I ended up holding them all in. During my breaks I ran into the hallway and walked back and forth releasing as much as possible and steeling myself for the next struggle (it was a 3 hour class and we get 2 breaks, 1 after each hour). By the end I was barely hanging on. I swear I must have released enough gas to punch a sizeable hole in the ozone layer.

What a horrible experience. Totally ruined my day.

charly · #2 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

at first i thought this would be about gas for your car or something. haha oops.

either way that sucks. even worse being stuck in class the whole time. i would've left unless the class was really important.

crookedking · #3 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

been there buddy. been there.

jawa · #4 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

i love farting. it gives me pleasure.

PHUNK · #5 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

farting feels good.

Kandyapple · #6 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

It's how I win the sheets. Dutch oven hunny. :kam:

stephen_c · #7 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

this is D worst thread ever!

Kandyapple · #8 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

No it's not you obviously don't read enough posts on fnk.

jawa · #9 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

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Originally posted by stephen_c
this is D worst thread ever!

dont go acting like your farts dont stink

stephen_c · #10 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

i c the last 3 posts are from n. van.
if u guys are gonna pollute the air like that,
i am moving 2 another municipality.

Berta · #11 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

haha yea i definatly thougth this was gonna be about car gas

crookedking · #12 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

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Originally posted by stephen_c
i c the last 3 posts are from n. van.
if u guys are gonna pollute the air like that,
i am moving 2 another municipality.

soon you'll be like us. it's just a matter of Time.

Woman · #13 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

farting is great! people shouldnt be ashamed of their bodily functions.
except it sucks when u have to fart at work and u work in an enclosed area with lots of people :|

lildonkey · #14 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

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Originally posted by Woman
farting is great! people shouldnt be ashamed of their bodily functions.
except it sucks when u have to fart at work and u work in an enclosed area with lots of people :|

Why would that matter if your not ashamed of your bodily functions and there is nothing wrong with it?

cyberdog · #15 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

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Originally posted by charly
at first i thought this would be about gas for your car or something.

Quote:

Originally posted by liquid_haze
haha yea i definatly thougth this was gonna be about car gas

Make me the third person to judge a thread by its title...totally thought this was gonna be "Why the %$#@*! is gas so bloody expensive again?" thread...

On topic, if U've ever seen Eddie Murphey-Delerious you'll know the Fart Game..."and G.I. Joe is swimming underwater..."

Kelster · #16 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

auuugh

i get mad gas before my rag and i fart in my sleep :soak:

a couple weeks ago i had a sleep over and my friend slept on the couch in my room, in the morning he told me i was farting all night long...i didn't really care he's one of my bestfriends, but then i realized i'm probably farting while sleeping with other guys as well :soak:

zarlon · #17 (**permalink**) Mar 17, 04

kel thats why if they care if your farting, THEIR NOT WORTHY!!!!

its so true though, like who cares honestly. its just gas. its potentilaly damaging to hold it in, so better to just fart and LET GO GUYS!

and yeah, fuckin gas :( not fair

i get it all the time, i even bought "GasX" ahahahh it tastes good like peppermint candies

NeVeRLooKBacK · #18 (**permalink**) Mar 17, 04

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
at first i thought this would be about gas for your car or something. haha oops.

I thought the same thing

man I was hopin to bitch bout gas prices

Kandyapple · #19 (**permalink**) Mar 17, 04

It hurts to hold it in. It's nice when you find a guy that doesn't care. I realized my tummy doesn't have to hurt all the time. :c-tard:
And on that note. A song.
Beans beans the musical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
The more you toot the better you feel
so eat beans for every meal!

Antenna_Boy · #20 (**permalink**) Mar 21, 04

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Originally posted by Woman
farting is great! people shouldnt be ashamed of their bodily functions.
except it sucks when u have to fart at work and u work in an enclosed area with lots of people :|

You should smell my farts! I am soo proud of them I can have your lungs clogged in no time!!! Very raunchy eu de toilette smell if you catch my drift :139:

crookedking · #21 (**permalink**) Mar 22, 04

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Originally posted by Lady_Venom
and most of you sit there and smell your own farts too don't you?

its funny how ppl say farts smell n stuff because usually its like "OooOohh that smells...OMG that stinks" stays around a bit and takes another wiff "OMG BUDDY....you are rank!!!" and still....they dont leave...even tho they are complaining...hahah. the smart ppl run for the hills but the other ppl notice they stick around.

maybe we just like the smell.

zarlon · #22 (**permalink**) Mar 22, 04

tasty

MistressSpankME · #23 (**permalink**) Mar 22, 04

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Originally posted by lildonkey

Why would that matter if your not ashamed of your bodily functions and there is nothing wrong with it?

Beause farting in an enclosed area filled with a bunch of people would just be rude.

neoh · #24 (**permalink**) Mar 22, 04

my flatulence has no odour. :070: