stupid yaletown fitness fucks

[Wood]

so after hogging 1 of 2 treadmills for 40 minutes, this little 90 pound bitch hops off and walks away leaving the machine drenched in her perspiration.... and as i stand there dumbfounded, waiting for her to come back and wipe the fucker down, this fat retard hops off the lifecycle and onto the dripping treadmill, which i'd blatantly been waiting for for like 10 minutes.... damn there's a lot of self-centered inconsiderate buttfucks in my building, i wish tyhey would die :finger:

ah well i guess i'll stick to my late-night workout schedule

[MC Hammered]

This is where a small block of Crisco shortening comes in handy.

[stringbeans]

you'd think a fitness centre in yaletown would have more than only 2 treadmills

[Wood]

it's in my building.... we still pay for membership though

[miss.myra]

Hey Sherwood, which way is the beach?

[stringbeans]

that sucks :(

when i was working at nokia we had a complimentary gym with a basketball and tennis court

[yoko*]

Originally posted by Wood
so after hogging 1 of 2 treadmills for 40 minutes, this little 90 pound bitch hops off and walks away leaving the machine drenched in her perspiration.... and as i stand there dumbfounded, waiting for her to come back and wipe the fucker down, this fat retard hops off the lifecycle and onto the dripping treadmill, which i'd blatantly been waiting for for like 10 minutes.... damn there's a lot of self-centered inconsiderate buttfucks in my building, i wish tyhey would die :finger:

ah well i guess i'll stick to my late-night workout schedule

haha.. i understand and sympathize completely. Sometimes when you go on a certain machine the smell of stale sour caked on sweat is overwhelming.. I find though that at my school gym, everyone is generally very cooperative and respectful of one another. Perhaps your gym needs to start a sign-up system, most busy gyms do and i find that it helps maintain some sort of order. They should maybe even set a time limit for every machine and make the rules clear with big bold posters throughout the gym...

[Rhianna]

I have soo many annoying gym stories I don't even know where to begin.

[e_BoY]

isnt there usually a clipboard with a waiting list for the treadmill? guess ur bulding doesnt have it

[M!SKA]

This is why I hate public gyms and will not go.
I have a treadmill downstairs and my Winsdor Pilates DVD workout. I'm set. hahaha

[e_BoY]

ur set except for weights

[Aki]

eww i think its fucking gross when people don't wipe the equipment after using it. have some common courtesy...seriously!
the worst is when they don't clean it after using the bike because there is sweat like ALL OVER the seat...
i don't trust anyone that goes to my gym, so i sometimes end up spraying them down before using anything.

[Kelster]

augh, sickest thing ever is when some people go on the elliptical or stairclimber for a long time and form a pool of sweat under the machine..... :sick:

it's natural, they can't help it, but fuck is it nasty

or when the person beside you is panting...all over you! (my gym has its cardio machines set up on a slant)

or when you go to use a stationary machine, and the guy before you has major b.o. and it gets all over you and it's like you're the one with b.o.

or when boy decides to take many pairs of different weights at once...and lays them around his bench and in my way...then drops them down and squishes my toe...yea :finger:

[dj wackk]

Originally posted by Wood
so after hogging 1 of 2 treadmills for 40 minutes, this little 90 pound bitch hops off and walks away leaving the machine drenched in her perspiration.... and as i stand there dumbfounded, waiting for her to come back and wipe the fucker down, this fat retard hops off the lifecycle and onto the dripping treadmill, which i'd blatantly been waiting for for like 10 minutes.... damn there's a lot of self-centered inconsiderate buttfucks in my building, i wish tyhey would die :finger:

ah well i guess i'll stick to my late-night workout schedule

yeah, what a obnoxious chick, self centered selfish women..............but did she have a nice ass??????

[*KeLLnEsS*]

Just one of the reasons i like to go at 5:30 am

[dj wackk]

Originally posted by *KeLLnEsS*
Just one of the reasons i like to go at 5:30 am

you couldnt pay me to go a 5:30! dont you like to work out when the gym has some level of energy in it? your pretty hardcore if you can go in there by yourself and get a hour work out in with nobody there.....props

[dj wackk]

so your also sayin that you dont look at any dudes while your working out......bullshit! who doesnt like looking at people with nice bodies that are in shape????? i'd like to know! i suppose you like going to bars and checkin out the fat, drunk smokers at the bar?

[Sykonee]

Whatever happened to just walking?

[Wood]

^show me where, within 2 minutes of my apt, i can walk 4km/h, uninterupted by traffic & crosswalks, for 20-30 mins straight without getting cold or wet.

the false creek seawall will almost fit that bill when the weather improves, but until then i'm stuck with the treadmill... or stuck to the treadmill, if peeps in my building don't learn to wipe up their sweat :sick:

[Sykonee]

^
Fair enough. Weather's just never bothered me so I forgot it does irritate others. Living in Rupert for half of my life tends to help develop duck skin. :p

[Wood]

^yeah, the weather's not such a big deal.... it's more the crosswalks & pedestrian traffic. hard to get going on a good workout when you have to stop & wait every 2 minutes

i'm more of a cyclist anyways... but i really like the cardio workout i can get on those treadmills