a seagull took a shat on my jacket today

[ppcock]

my first time



Thank god for waterproof jackets.

kill all the seagulls.

[mugsy]

apparently its good luck in nova scotia if it happens.

[ppcock]

Yeah, that's what they told me when I got to work today

its 7pm and I'm still stuck here.

and tomorrow there's going to be make a wish kids here pestering me all day.

OH SHIZZLE I'm having the best luck.

I love you mugsy.. I really do :)

what're you wearing?

( I get bored.. I get weird)

[Sariel]

Originally posted by mugsy
apparently its good luck in nova scotia if it happens.

I have just heard that it's supposed to be good luck...

But honestly, how lucky can it possibly be to have a dirty bird SHIT all over you?!??! I mean, come on.... not exactly what I would call a great way to start my day....

[pbreak]

i had a bird shit on my hand once... that sucked - but better than having it shit on your head... i think you would consider yourself lucky.

[ppcock]

yeah.. if it had shat on my head

I'd go home and tell work I wasnt comming in.

[Sammy Skillz]

too bad it didn't shit in your eye and blind you.

-s.

[ppcock]

Yeah. Too bad.

I wouldnt have to look at your shitty posts anymore.

[shorerider]

^^LOL


At work we have a pellet gun for them. Always sit on our window.

My boss was at granville island, had his kid in one arm, fish and chips in the other. seagull came down and swiped his fish. JUSTICEQ

[ppcock]

JUSTICE INDEED

I dont need a pellet gun

I need a fucking nuke.

[sweet~kandy]

I hate when they poop on ya, I dont think Ive ever been pooped on but Ive seen it happen to a friend of mine, was way way too funny at the time

[Lady Dame]

never been shat on yet, but i also watched someone right next to me get in on the shoulder!
*splash*

[ppcock]

I used to laugh! now I understand

I am terrified of seagulls

I barely made it to work today.. I was scared to leave my house.. That's where I'm at my prime!

[neoh]

cant say that's happened to me before, but I could imagine.