Mom, Dad... I fucked up my Mustang

[ppcock]

I was on the 129 bus in the intersection of grange and kingsway when a Mustang hit us at 70 km/h

it was fucking nuts. I was hoping to be at work at 9 am today.. I got in at 10:30

his mustang is sooooo fucked up right now. Looks like his mom will be driving him and his date to the movies from now on

"My mom will pick you up at 7pm!"

[Hot Karl]

can you claim if you're on the bus?

marty it wasn't a green stang with a wing and hood was it?

[ppcock]

red, stock everything

[strawberr_E]

i was on the bus in north van and i watched a pick up hit a tree.

[shorerider]

that was me. I don't know what to do anymore, how am I going to get to work?

[ppcock]

you were the black guy that hit us?

[sweet~kandy]

sucks for him

[shorerider]

african canadian.

[ppcock]

hahaha dude

he was persian

I played mind games on you! I GOT YOU GOOD

nice avatar..

[shorerider]

lol, I've met my match!

I've got some guy on here believing my name is Danielle. Also posted a "pic" of myself in some other dude's thread, he was looking for love. he PM'ed me twice until I broke the news to him.

[ppcock]

Oh shit dude.. you'd love me.

a friend and myself used to have a site called irc tards

We'd disguise ourselves as girls and get guy's to meet us from IRC channels.

I got one guy to meet me at 2 am at a gas station near my house. He was from north van.. no car.

After we took our pictures and got stoned and waited around (No lives indeed) We took off.. At around 10 am I go back online and the guy msg's me saying "I'm going to fucking kill you.. A taxi ride costed me $54.00 back home.. you are so dead"

That was probably my best one.

One time we got 7 guys to meet at the same place watching them scream at eachother was priceless.

Lemme know if you want to get one really good.. We'll get you stoned and drunk if you let me and a friend work our magic.. It'll be so worth it.

[ppcock]

and when I say one..

I mean 5+ :)

[tvmann]

Everyone on the bus - sue the Mustang guy for whiplash!

Easy 2,000 to 3,000 each.

J/K - waaay too many ppl sue for this, even teensy-wheensy fender benders.

[crookedking]

LOL get a horse!

[ppcock]

only if they let me give them head

[crookedking]

what you do with your horse is your own business.

ps they like it when you give them a quick handjob before hand.

[Chet]

thats okay it's only a mustang

[MistressSpankME]

You were on that bus?!

My friend (not the brightest of them, thats for sure) was racing the dude when that happened. The guy in the mustang "initiated" the race, then didn't see the bus coming, or couldn't stop in time and nailed the bus.

I'm just happy it wasn't a car or pedestrian he hit.

[ppcock]

didnt look like a race.. Just saw him hit the curb then our bus.

[MistressSpankME]

Ok well, I guess he was talking about the OTHER mustang that hit a bus. My mistake :D

[boozydaclown]

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[MistressSpankME]

Originally Posted by ppcock

Oh shit dude.. you'd love me.

a friend and myself used to have a site called irc tards

We'd disguise ourselves as girls and get guy's to meet us from IRC channels.

I got one guy to meet me at 2 am at a gas station near my house. He was from north van.. no car.

After we took our pictures and got stoned and waited around (No lives indeed) We took off.. At around 10 am I go back online and the guy msg's me saying "I'm going to fucking kill you.. A taxi ride costed me $54.00 back home.. you are so dead"

That was probably my best one.

One time we got 7 guys to meet at the same place watching them scream at eachother was priceless.

Lemme know if you want to get one really good.. We'll get you stoned and drunk if you let me and a friend work our magic.. It'll be so worth it.

I just read this post.. TOO fucking funny. That's definately something I'd like to see.