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Old Mar 30, 04
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Resumes

I'm trying to redo mine right now. I hate doing them like death. It doesn't help that I'm using my brother’s perfect resume for an example. I just want some one to come over and finish it for me.

Thank God I have Fnk to procrastinate w/.
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Old Mar 30, 04
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always keep it point form

no HR ever wants to read bullshit. get to the facts.

"In grade 9 I accomplished typing at 89 wpm. I think this will help me in the workforce"

"Able to type 89wpm"

No bs.
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Old Mar 30, 04
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That's the problem, mine is too simple.
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Old Mar 30, 04
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Can I see it?

send it to [email protected]

I can send you some samples of mine. i've always gotten a job using that resume.

I can also show you some cover letter samples.
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Old Mar 30, 04
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keep it to one page and write an awesome cover letter and you're in.
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Old Mar 30, 04
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i've never had to look longer than a day to find a job.lol.always gotten mine on the first day..Ricky's all day grill, blockbuster...cactus club, superstore.LOL>

im cool.
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Old Mar 30, 04
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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don't write it on paper.
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Old Mar 30, 04
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I'm applying for this job with Ford right now. I've been trying to re-buff my resume all day...I'm in resume hell

*rips hair out*
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Old Mar 30, 04
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Ahhh that reminds me I need to update mine. Ick I hate doing resumes. mine looks so basic. I feel like I'm still in grade 10 with the one I have now. I just don't know how to brag about myself and make is sound professional.
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Old Mar 30, 04
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^^

ya, i hear that

i want to sound professional too
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Old Mar 30, 04
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Originally posted by rawb
keep it to one page and write an awesome cover letter and you're in.



My resume is okay i think but what how do you write a good cover letter? Mine always turn out to similiar to my resume i think. What would you include or leave out?
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Old Mar 30, 04
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resumes are fun.. mine rocks
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Old Mar 30, 04
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just do mushrooms before an interview...that'l loosin u up.....when he asks about ur eyes.....just tell em u just licked a frog...
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Old Mar 30, 04
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resumes are shit...basically all you need on your resume is your edcudation and experience...you sell them on your education and experience ...then you sell them on your personality in the interview.

but i think the whole personality selling thing will b a MAJOR problem for you.

oops.
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Old Apr 01, 04
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Wondering what kinda job u r applying for? I have a kickass resume. They are actually quite simple to draft. My trick is to worry, mostly, about eliminating all the neg. details that cause potential emplyers to toss it out on sight. I've been in mngmnt for 8-9 months now. I did my first hiring last week. There are some definate things that will get your resume garbaged instantly. #1. Too long. Keep it 1pg, like Rawb said, too.
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Old Apr 01, 04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~
resumes are shit...basically all you need on your resume is your edcudation and experience...you sell them on your education and experience ...then you sell them on your personality in the interview.

but i think the whole personality selling thing will b a MAJOR problem for you.

oops.
Really? I didn't know you knew me that well.

Your personality seems to shine, even if you are just some fat tart from Surrey.
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Old Apr 01, 04
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haha rhianna. I loaf you

if you don't recognize my picture, I think you should to apply to piece, I'm sure they're always looking for baristas!
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Old Apr 02, 04
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Nina! I miss you! You should come home soon. I haven't seen you since History of Breaks last year and that was way too long ago.
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Old Apr 02, 04
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i gotta redo my resume in a couple weeks and look for a new job.. not lookin forward to it
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Old Apr 02, 04
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I have one of those "perfect" resumes.... spent like 3 days working on it back when I was doing the whole job hunt thing with a resume specialtist...

So now all my friends use mine as a template...
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Old Apr 03, 04
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Yuck, I hate writing resume's. I'm in the process of making mine...No matter what I do to it, I swear it looks retarded. It probably doesn't, but it does when I look at it. :soak:
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