bitches

[mugsy]

"first im gonna physically tear your artwork off the walls, then im gonna totally bash all your peices in every critique" - bitch

fuck you bitch, stop being so jealous. sorry im doing ORIGIONAL WORK. sorry it doesnt look like your bullshit. and im really sorry that my lifestyle offends you. (this lady says that me being a heterosexual is offensive, yet i dont find her sexuality offensive at all....) and im extremely apologetic that i am getting BETTER fucking marks then you, even though grades dont really matter as an art student, your there to learn skill. and you know what im really sorry about? YOUR FUCKING FACE!!!!!

i cant believe i almost hit someone at school today.

[bob]

ahahah i fucking hate lesbians...

women, take note: cock is good for you.

[crookedking]

straight people don't know shit about art!

[bob]

hahaha you just burned mugsy... read the post again tim

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by bob

hahaha you just burned mugsy... read the post again tim

i did. i thought for sure you would laugh with me :(

where's ebbomega? he understands me like no other.

[mugsy]

us heterosexuals know a plenty..... we just dont have to make a big deal about who we go to bed with at night which is stupid. "im specail cause i go to bed with a suzy and not a jake." im sorry but who you sleep with at night does not define who you are. maybe its because im a middle class white female with nothing extra-ordinary like a different culture or sexuality choice to define me that i dont feel the neccessity to reproduce photographs anymore..... and maybe thats why i can actually create cause im so empty...
im just pissed that she would say that....
its all fun and games till someone fucks with my art.

[stringbeans]

smack that bitch upside the head and be like "WHAT"

[mugsy]

i wanted to sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad john. i almost snapped in her face, i was all like "composition what?" *snap* but i didnt do the snap.

i had to leave the room.

maybe ill bake a pie or something.

[cinist]

^^^

ooooooh snap!
you speak the truth brotha preach on

[bob]

Originally Posted by crookedking

i did. i thought for sure you would laugh with me :(

where's ebbomega? he understands me like no other.

well i did laugh... and i did take into consideration that you were probably trying to get a laugh out of it... i dunno... guess i'm off today.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by bob

well i did laugh... and i did take into consideration that you were probably trying to get a laugh out of it... i dunno... guess i'm off today.

happens to the best of us bud.

ps-mugsy, i'm sure your artwork is great! that lesbian doesn't know what she's typing about!

[mugsy]

cheers man, thanks.

[MistressSpankME]

Sounds like she wants a piece of your heterosexual ass.

[SEAN!]

kick the bitch in the clit...then bite her tit

[cheebus420]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

kick the bitch in the clit...then bite her tit

then steal her wallet

[crookedking]

then shove a red hot poker in her ass and ask her, "how's that for a strap on?"

[-ff-]

^

You've been reading Chaucer, haven't you?

[crookedking]

nope.

i thought i was original :(

[-ff-]

Go check it out.
The Miller's Tale.
That's the one you want.

[-ff-]

"And so he opened window hastily,
And put his arse out thereat, quietly,
Over the buttocks, showing the whole bum;
And thereto said this clerk, this Absalom,
"O speak, sweet bird, I know not where thou art."
This Nicholas just then let fly a fart
As loud as it had been a thunder-clap,
And well-nigh blinded Absalom, poor chap;
But he was ready with his iron hot
And Nicholas right in the arse he got.
Off went the skin a hand's-breadth broad, about,
The coulter burned his bottom so, throughout,
That for the pain he thought that he should die."

Who said English Literature wasn't fun?!
http://oaks.nvg.org/chc.html#miller-tale