i am fresh tofu

bob · #1 (**permalink**) May 03, 04

THESE FUCKING HOMOS WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!
AND THEY'RE DIRTY AS FUCK!

i pass by this guy walking his dog on w. georgia & bute, and he says "nice shirt". i'm like *go fuck yourself* "thanks, it's diesel"... 3 minutes later he's telling me about his huge cock and how he lives on the 18th floor of one of the buildings around there...

fuck.

No trace · #2 (**permalink**) May 03, 04

haha, I know what you mean bud...
i went to see dj czech play at hush last night, hush being a 'gay friendly' club, dude so many guys were grabbing my ass, no matter where i moved someone would grab it. TOTALLY ruined my night. im not a fighter at all and i was pretty close to cold clocking some of those fuckers! its my biggest pet peeve in victoria, that all the visiting dj's go there...

Czech's set=AMAZING, busted out some DnB at the end!Aphrodite Vs. The fugees Ready or Not...

miss.myra · #3 (**permalink**) May 03, 04

Now you know how lots of girls feel.

We deal with gross, cro mangnon heterosexaul males ALL THE TIME! Like what do they think, that whistling at me from their mom's minivan blasting the new usher track will make me just want to FUCK THEM RIGHT THERE?

bungoshlung · #4 (**permalink**) May 03, 04

^ wait.. so youre NOT supposed to fuck those guys right then and there????

cheebus420 · #5 (**permalink**) May 03, 04

what the hell is this thread about? tofu?

jib monkey · #6 (**permalink**) May 03, 04

no it's about how close bob ass was about to be turned into tofu. bob lets get drunk soon, i'm bored.

bob · #7 (**permalink**) May 03, 04

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Originally Posted by miss.myra

Now you know how lots of girls feel.

We deal with gross, cro mangnon heterosexaul males ALL THE TIME! Like what do they think, that whistling at me from their mom's minivan blasting the new usher track will make me just want to FUCK THEM RIGHT THERE?

hahaha i was thinking the same thing. so if some bitch ever starts nagging me cuz "i don't know what it's like to be a woman...", oh she's gonna get a pretty large piece of my mind.

bob · #8 (**permalink**) May 03, 04

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Originally Posted by jib monkey

no it's about how close bob ass was about to be turned into tofu. bob lets get drunk soon, i'm bored.

we shoulda got drunk this morning, i was sitting downtown since 9am trying to get a hold of erica!

gonna have to wait til next weekend for me.

No trace · #9 (**permalink**) May 03, 04

ill be over next weekend sometime, shall we repeat last week?
haha
but yeah, im down for drinking this weekend, just lemme know where to go and liquor will flow.

robyn · #10 (**permalink**) May 03, 04

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Originally Posted by miss.myra

Now you know how lots of girls feel.

No doubt, I get this all the time, and I don't even have a stellar, myraesque rack.

strawberr_E · #11 (**permalink**) May 03, 04

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Originally Posted by miss.myra

Like what do they think, that whistling at me from their mom's minivan blasting the new usher track will make me just want to FUCK THEM RIGHT THERE?

bwuahahaha! it's so true! me and my friends coined the phrase "yoyoyo! cruisin' in my mom's minivan yo!" we use it to make fun of such boys.