lost pants

Goat · #1 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

i'm serious this time. i took my pants off last night when i went to bed, as per usual. Woke up in the morning and i can't find 'em. My wallet and keys are in there.

fuck.

bob · #2 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

maybe you ate them in your sleep.

M!SKA · #3 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

did mum do your laundry? check the washing machine.

miss.myra · #4 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

I want a repost of Rawb's missing pants mystery!!

rawb · #5 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

i have the pics but no text :/

Goat · #6 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by M!SKA

did mum do your laundry? check the washing machine.

i've searched my whole place. found my shirt, boxers and socks. but no pants.

:004:

Willis · #7 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

The monster in the closet came out last night and bowored them u will get them back in a couple of days.

M!SKA · #8 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

blame the pants goblin

Mr.Wrong · #9 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

hahhah you serious
this gotta be a joke

Carrie · #10 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

pants are pointless.

just don't wear any

sidekick · #11 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

Max that's weird.

Are you sure you were wearing them before you went to bed? Perhaps you took them off somewhere else and came home in the underwear.

crookedking · #12 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

i've lost underwear and socks, but NEVER my pants.

Kelster · #13 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

i bet he's wearing them...

Goat · #14 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

i havn't found em yet actually.
gonna be hooped if i can't
checked the closet, under the bed, the laundry and hamper, living room, dining room and pretty much everywhere else.

~god~ · #15 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

check the toilet, max.

robyn · #16 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

This is a blessing in disguise, pretty boy.

Miss T · #17 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

any luck yet??

#18 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

Damn that sucks...
it seems u have a pant stealer in ur home *inspector gadget theme song plays*

lildonkey · #19 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killz

The monster in the closet came out last night and bowored them u will get them back in a couple of days.

... uhhh? wtf.. is that all you could come up with man? hahha....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goat

i havn't found em yet actually.
gonna be hooped if i can't
checked the closet, under the bed, the laundry and hamper, living room, dining room and pretty much everywhere else.

i realise you're upset and everything.... but that's still no reason to hoop anything....

cyberdog · #20 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

Perhaps there was too much gas in your diet and your pants, disgusted with the non-stop toxic gaseous emissions emitting from your anus, decided to make a break for it while you were asleep and are now in a boxcar on a train headed somewhere far far away...

Séguin · #21 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

well on friday it won't matter if you lost your pants cause it's NO PANTS DAY :D

Goat · #22 (**permalink**) May 05, 04

pantaloon update:
went to bed last night, don't know how but they were under my pillow.
ya,i'm an idiot :soak:

Carrie · #23 (**permalink**) May 05, 04

under the pillow?
who puts their pants under a pillow???

*Geminiz* · #24 (**permalink**) May 05, 04

I lost my pants too! and I am sad about it :( But then again they didn't just dissapear - I moved so they've gotta be somewhere! Or maybe one of my roommates accidentally took them. I understand your pain, Max it's so damn frustrating!

.muffy. · #25 (**permalink**) May 05, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carrie

pants are pointless.

just don't wear any

i like the way you think, missy

;)