soy sauce on shirt

rawb · #1 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

i got soy sauce on my red shirt, you can bearly see it, but i smell like soy sauce.

there's a little soy sauce dot on my stomach from where the soy soaked through. now im soybelly.

i smell so god damned salty that if i didn't have a new karma dot i'd be angry.

crookedking · #2 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

that's what you get for eating sushi.

rawb · #3 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

i dislike sushi and therefore do not eat it.

this was not a sushi related accident.

crookedking · #4 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

i was just making an assumption.

the LOA has proven me wrong today.

rawb · #5 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

i hate it when people use their hateful prejudice against my lunch.

M!SKA · #6 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

SPILLY EATER

cheebus420 · #7 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

soy sauce is delicious though, there's no denying that.

stringbeans · #8 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

wash it before the soysauce spawns a race of tiny asians living on your shirt

frogprincess · #9 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

crookedking · #10 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

after my second post, this thread went downhill...FAST!

miss.myra · #11 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

Rawb rocks the crimson
soy sauce drip drop on his shirt
captain beans laments

SO MUCH COOLER AS A HAIKU

ps- nice beacon rawb!

ppcock · #12 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

sushi is nasty

rawb.. do you want the big bird bib or the tickle me elmo bib?

rawb · #13 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

DUE TO ACCUSATIONS AND RUMORS ABOUT MY SHIRT AND SUBSTANCES SPILLED ON IT I HAVE DECIDED TO ISSUE THIS PRESS RELEASE

PLEASE DO NOT SPREAD RUMORS SINCE IT ONLY HURTS THOSE INVOLVED

For all interested parties and media outlets:
Tuesday May 11 2004
16:07

%%FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE%%

Big Dork Soils Shirt with Japanese Condiment

This afternoon at approximately 12:45 El Rizawb One (hereby known as 'rawb') was involved in an altercation involving soy sauce and his shirt. No one was injured and a full report was made to his drycleaner. Rawb is currently working with his mother to decide the best course of action, weather it be legal recourse with kikkoman or some club soda + detergent presoak before wash.

We have established the following timeline of events.

12:45 - rawb purchases large teriyaki chicken + rice + vegetables from japanese food preparer in harbour center food court. food preperation commences by licenced japanese cooking guy.
12:47 - teriyaki chicken completed, placed in styrofoam 'takeout' box, a large rectangular container with closing lid. rawb takes.
12:47:05 - rawb adds soy sauce to rice, closes lid.
12:48 - rawb sees aquaintence at 'Salad Loop', goes to give 'props'.
12:48:07 - before shaking hands, rawb repositions takeout box to a 45 degree angle to accomidate elaborate shaking ritual.
12:48:07:42 - soy impact, girlish scream.

The soy was described as 'pretty fucking warm' and presented itself in a crescent shape on rawb's shirt. Rawb's pants were shaken up at the scene and taken away by paramedics as a precautionary measure. They were later released.

None of rawb's shoes were harmed.

Rawb should be able to finish up executive producing Stony B's new album "More Hoes, Less Clothes" as well as developing his 'Great FNK Karma Mystery!' script for a direct to video release.

%% END TRANSMISSION %%

ebbomega · #14 (**permalink**) May 12, 04

Mr. One! Mr. One! David Leckie, Duncan Tribune! Was there any Wasabi involved in this soy attack, or was this an autonomous act of the Soy Sauce working seperately from the Wasabi Contingent?