Roomates that Fuck

[DJ Ponz]

So I live with two roomates that are shagging all the time - basically they're boyfriend/girlfriend. Now I could care less that they do, its just that last night, their relationship hit home.

I walked into the bathroom last night to brush my teeth, and both my roomates were in the shower. They knew I was there, said hello, but a harsh silence fell upon the steamy room. At that point I realized, by the foot arrangement under the shower curtain and the quiet wimpers, that roomate "a" was giving roomate "b" a hummer - right when I was in the room! They were using ME to kink out their relationship! I was trying to take a leak when it just dawned on me, so I couldn't piss.

What a classy thing to do. Get all excited by your roomate being in the room when sucking cock. Nice. I'm going to tug out some nut-butter next time either are in the same room as me. Fuckin sick shit.

[Akeel]

3some.

but only if the girl is hot.

[frankie_V]

hahaha yeah man do it up haha join em...^^

[Special_J]

I wouldn't want to live with my boyfriend as well as another room mate. I would never be able to walk around in my underwear or anything without my room mate seeing me. And the idea of someone else hearing me have sex just makes me really uncomfortable. I wouldn't care if it was someone I didn't know and wouldn't have to see again, but one of my friends hearing would make me feel weird.

[Tea]

Wow.

I cant say i was suprised to read about your roomates hooking up, but that is really insensitive of them to do that while you are in the bathroom. If anything they should lock the door. Seriously, if i was in the positon of your roomates i would be really, really embarassed esp. since the guy is your best friend from childhood. Do you feel that comfortable around each other that he lets you witness his bathroom blowies? Seesh! Next time go to the other bathroom, and tell your mates to lock the door or, if the door doesnt have a lock to put a sign on the door that says occupied.

Sorry you had to go through that Ian. You dont deserve that kind of bullshit.
Living with shagging roomates is tough, and crossing that line is never a good idea, if they break it off there will be a lot of akward uncomfortableness.

Hang in there.

[ebbomega]

YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT.

Shower's running, and you go in there? Did you flush too?

[EMERGENCE]

^ I thought the occasion called for poo.

[BenGiovanni]

hahahah thats quite the situation you got on your hands.
best of luck...i dont know on what tho..haha

[ppcock]

kill em.

[rawb]

take a shit and top shelf it.

[Quin600]

yep, kill 'em.

Or just do what ppcock would and steal him away from her by sucking him off better.

[ppcock]

:)

darn tootin'

[mapleleaf4ever]

You deff should've flushed...

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by DJ Ponz

So I live with two roomates that are shagging all the time - basically they're boyfriend/girlfriend. Now I could care less that they do, its just that last night, their relationship hit home.

I walked into the bathroom last night to brush my teeth, and both my roomates were in the shower. They knew I was there, said hello, but a harsh silence fell upon the steamy room. At that point I realized, by the foot arrangement under the shower curtain and the quiet wimpers, that roomate "a" was giving roomate "b" a hummer - right when I was in the room! They were using ME to kink out their relationship! I was trying to take a leak when it just dawned on me, so I couldn't piss.

What a classy thing to do. Get all excited by your roomate being in the room when sucking cock. Nice. I'm going to tug out some nut-butter next time either are in the same room as me. Fuckin sick shit.

why did you go in there when the shower was running?

[Kelster]

auuugh...at least it wasn't your parents!

[Jingles]

Oh No Not The Oral Sex!!!