Carpenter Ants

junglequeen · #1 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

Nasty things!
Get outta my house!

I guess its time to call the landlord. It doesnt get better than an infestation.

Bobby_T · #2 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

those things are huge!

junglequeen · #3 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

Yeah, Im not impressed. We were just fumigated two months ago, but the house was built in the 1940s and hasnt been that well taken care of. (Its a ghetto rental house)

Kelster · #4 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

i got ants in my garden!

every couple of days i douche the fuckers in rhubarb/garlic water.

Bobby_T · #5 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

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Originally Posted by Kelster

i got ants in my garden!

every couple of days i douche the fuckers in rhubarb/garlic water.

don't you mean "douse"??

if not ...ahahaha!

shorerider · #6 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

get some borax soap and honey. mix the two, put it out and they will eat it and die. I grew up in a log cabin, so I know these things :)

Bobby_T · #7 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

I want a log cabin one day.

There is this company that manufactures them and they just drop them where ever you want.

Kelster · #8 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

^ i'll make you a log cabin ;)

Bobby_T · #9 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

as long as the logs didn't come out of your ass!

Kelster · #10 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

:(

heh

zarlon · #11 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

ant douche

fuckin a

junglequeen · #12 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

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Originally Posted by shorerider

get some borax soap and honey. mix the two, put it out and they will eat it and die. I grew up in a log cabin, so I know these things :)

Ill try this tommorow - but Im making the landlord pay. I think I still have ant traps from last time. I cant wait to move outta this hole.

crookedking · #13 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

it's an ongoing battle between the carpenter ants and my mother. she tries her best, but they keep coming back each year.

junglequeen · #14 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

Its one thing when they march about - its a whole other story when they fly. I have a extreme distaste for bugs that evole.

what do you call a fly with no wings?

a walk

mapleleaf4ever · #15 (**permalink**) May 18, 04

Here... the Backyard... the battle between Good and Evil begins... who will be proclaimed the Ruler of the Realm and who will be vanquished? The answer is in who has the biggest mofuckin' can of Raid. :D

crookedking · #16 (**permalink**) May 19, 04

whenever i head out to alberta we always have fun with the ant hills out there. they're big hills, like, up to my waist. what we like to do is take a shovel, swipe the side off of two hills (red and black), and then take a scoopful of one colour and throw it onto the other.

ahhhh now those are some battles!

middle mike · #17 (**permalink**) May 19, 04

If I dnt keep my house spotless then I will have trails of ants of all shapes and sizes.
Soemtimes in my bed

Viva Mexico

Silverwinged · #18 (**permalink**) May 19, 04

Hey, they may be big mutha fuckin ants... But at least they aren't big mutha fuckin cockroaches....

tahiti__treat · #19 (**permalink**) May 19, 04

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Originally Posted by junglequeen

Nasty things!
Get outta my house!

I guess its time to call the landlord. It doesnt get better than an infestation.

I hav the lil tiny ants! live with 4 boyz that dont know how to keep the ehfin house clean! i stared at one circling the rim of a cup in the kitchen sink n jus walked away.. as long as they arent buggin me i wont bug them

mapleleaf4ever · #20 (**permalink**) May 20, 04

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Originally Posted by Silverwinged

Hey, they may be big mutha fuckin ants... But at least they aren't big mutha fuckin cockroaches....

Hey! Big Cockroaches can be a supplement for a meal if she's low on cash at any point.

Extra Protien... yum yum yum. :)