my rad and stupid story of last night's events

ppcock · #1 (**permalink**) May 25, 04

So I was with a co-worker, his bassist and a friend of mine.

We went 7 Alexander to check out rad (OH IT WAS RAD) GOA trance.

We were upstairs entertaining the little hottie of a bartender, playing pool with her and getting horribly tossed.

We met these girls from london and one was from new zealand. All who were horribly hot and not hippiefied.

So I was talking to the girl from New Zealand and then my friend gives the Mouth to pussy gesture.. The girl looks at him with passionate eyes and in my drunk self i scream "FUCK YOU BRAD.. I COULD DO IT BETTER THAN YOU!"

The girl looks at me and says... "really? well you'll have to show me!"

And then the stupid part.. I DID NOTHING!

I'm kinda liking someone so in a way its a good thing that i didnt show her the awesome tongue action that is ppcock.

after 3 pitchers 4 tripple screwdrivers.. It's amazing how one's confidence gets.

Long story short.. I get no fun time.. They left after chris schmidt came on.. Didnt even see Shakta.

So shakta finishes, this is at 2am. We decide to go to the purple onion for some industrial. After conversing with the goth's outside and making fun of them we head inside.

Inside.. I heard the most craziest dnb. Dark, scary, hard and bass driven.
We met some goth chicks outside and they started making out for us. That was so hot. The bassist went home with them. He could be dead right now.

I also met a girl who just started working at EA and funny enough she sits in the same SKU as me.

All in all. My night was fantastic. I heard some great music, Had a lot of drunken girating laughs

and best of all.. my chloroform bottle is still full!

I am so happy i moved downtown... Surrey sucks ass!

you guys have a good recorvery day. Im going to sleep.

lildonkey · #2 (**permalink**) May 28, 04

Your new style of posting is going to take some getting used to... lol

but sounds like you had a blast :)

jim · #3 (**permalink**) May 28, 04

I always knew you were a homo marty, I just didn't know it was this bad.

crookedking · #4 (**permalink**) May 28, 04

haha you did nothing! like a deer caught in headlights.

sunday night at the purple onion is pretty fun.

tvmann · #5 (**permalink**) May 28, 04

Watch the 11pm news - there was a fire at the Purple Onion - didn't say how big but the entrance was in flames.